http://www.englishforums.com/search/pro.htm?q=tag%3aVideo+tag%3aJokesSearch results for 'tag:Video tag:Jokes' matching tags 'Video' and 'Jokes'en-USXMOD (Build: 3616.28671)http://www.englishforums.com/English/BritishEnglish/wvdnb/post.htm#689317Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:33:45 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:689317saltukhanin this video American vs. British English sketch I wanna ask something AlpheccaStars to you. 1. you say Basel we say Basel you say he... because its a *** H and M is it true? i cant understand the exact sentence.Also i cant understand the joke 00:49 2. I am sorry europeans. .... We're gonna have to be an english .......Two languages and one head. Noone can never thats been. Please fill in the blancks with the correct words :) Could you check the text out? 02:05 - 02:14 3. What does he say? 02:19 - 02:22http://www.englishforums.com/English/SomeWordUsage/hqknk/post.htm#666382Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:19:07 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:666382foolsrushinI have an instance where someone is using "English" (probably not AmerEnglish) words when writing and I wondered if these ... etc. ... .) (2) by for bye ( Never have read it anywhere ...) (3) don't worry for don't fret. (Don't misunderstand jokes, ever!) (1) Common enough in Scotland, but only in spoken English. A former registrar, a Scot, Margaret Love, however, left me colloquial notes, saying, 'Afore I left ... Don't fret, John, we have placed Manlio with Mrs Gibbons ( a student placement.). You could hear her talk via her memos!'. Wonderful! (2) Unknown. (3) Very common in Ireland. ('frettan' is ME for 'consume', so don't consume yourself in worry or grief, so 'Don't...http://www.englishforums.com/English/YtYorkersAshamed/kgbcz/post.htm#865165Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:01:15 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:865165skipperThe hate that never sleeps. Things are getting pretty serious. I tried to tell a McCain joke at an Obama rally and this old black lady almost tried to lynch me. Next time offer her some pie -http://www.englishforums.com/English/YtObviousJokeAboutAbout-Rock/jqnxb/post.htm#834322Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:44:26 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:834322http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/... And it's all on youtube - what's the mystery?  Except why these guys like AC-DC still. (not an ac-dc vid coming up) And total pomp-rock: MEANWHILE they're feeding you all of this this silly stuff, and this next is what you need to hear, guaranteed: Q8 Ask any musician and he/ she'll say Throwing Copper Live?  Shoot, who doesn't.  Desert island material.  All guitaristists know this (me not being one) but I say, Get the cd an listen to the lyrics.  Good stuff. Sorry about the dubble post - my server blames me, me, I blame it - it's a messy divorce here, computerwise. And no lemurs were hurt in the shoot. Honest! Okay - good complainer-...http://www.englishforums.com/English/YtObviousJokeAboutAbout-Rock/jqnxb/post.htm#834309Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:55:12 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:834309http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/... And it's all on youtube - what's the mystery?  Except why these guys like AC-DC still. (not an ac-dc vid coming up) And total pomp-rock: MEANWHILE they're feeding you all of this this silly stuff, and this next is what you need to hear, guaranteed: Q8 Ask any musician and he/ she'll say Throwing Copper Live?  Shoot, who doesn't.  Desert island material.  All guitaristists know this (me not being one) but I say, Get the cd an listen to the lyrics.  Good stuff. Sorry about the dubble post - my server blames me, me, I blame it - it's a messy divorce here, computerwise.http://www.englishforums.com/English/YtObviousJokeAboutAbout-Rock/jqnxb/post.htmFri, 20 Jun 2008 06:28:33 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:834293And it's all on youtube - what's the mystery? Except why these guys like AC-DC still. (not an ac-dc vid coming up) And total pomp-rock: MEANWHILE they're feeding you all of this this silly stuff, and this next is what you need to hear, guaranteed: Q8 Ask any musician and he/ she'll say Throwing Copper Live? Shoot, who doesn't. Desert island material. All guitaristists know this (me not being one) but I say, Get the cd an listen to the lyrics. Good stuff.http://www.englishforums.com/English/YtJokeOfTheWeek/jlcvn/post.htmFri, 22 Feb 2008 16:06:07 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:806391mc"It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer." W. Somerset Maughamhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/ForTheDiyFilmmakers/jkgrc/post.htm#802590Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:12:29 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:802590jacques e. bouchard@reader2.panix.com: ...and I imagine Duck will be all over this one. 3 dudes, a good camera, and some compositing, and WWII can be yours: I saw a short on TV last night. I remember it well because it was shot locally, and I recognized the street corner. It'a about 10 min. long, about a trio of shoplifting con men (and woman) pulling a staged heist on a camera store. It's okay, not great. Well-made, well-lit, wel-shot, but it's nothing that's going to win any aeards. But the end credits read like it's freaking Lord of the *** Rings. Five actors, ten minutes, and there must be AT LEAST 36 people involved in the shoot, not counting all the service companies listed. Costume design team, make-up team, hairstyle team - all...http://www.englishforums.com/English/YtWhyILoveBetteMidler/jjcjc/post.htmThu, 20 Dec 2007 16:11:37 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:796639mc'ol red hair is back in the mood sophie tucker jokes continental baths trashy ladies (featuring cher) i look good moses (featuring dolly parton) too hip for prime time more sophie tucker jokes aArCK2k&feature=related +++ Does that make me gay? "Anybody can direct. There are only 11 good writers." ‹ Mel Brookshttp://www.englishforums.com/English/Opinions/jhjhl/post.htm#788843Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:22:16 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:788843nmstevensHi, I recently made friends with the producer of "News For Blondes" and he did a short news video of one of my stories and I wanted to see what people think of it: Funny, stupid, well done? Elroy Williswww.elroysemporium.com Okay here are my thoughts. First you don't want to repeat yourself and in both cases you had the interviewer essentially say what had happened explaining how the woman had been killed and then interviewing the husband who then explained how the woman had been killed and then he explained what the woman had seen and then he interviewed the guy who explained what the woman had seen. That's a bad idea. In both cases, the interviewer should "intro'd" the story a wife's tragic death on...http://www.englishforums.com/English/MyGirlfriendsTroubleAgain/jvvqr/post.htm#772900Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:12:19 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:772900Man, I don't know what to do with her. Just ONE more thing like this and we're done! I just had to quit my job, and fly home to take care of my cousin R. She hurt her neck on the 4th of July and she had surgery to remove 3 discs, but like I told production, her neck is the least of my worries. She's gotta problem with drugs, and now shes got Dr's writing her scripts for pills. I told production I had to fly home and rescue my cousin before she was dead from a drug overdose. I handed off my Walkie, and I walked off set. My cousin R is a master manipulator, shes gorgeous (runner up Miss Teen Florida) and she would eat Hilton and Lohan and Anna Nicoles livers with some Oxy-80s and nice Chianti. Being 1,000 miles away I...http://www.englishforums.com/English/JoanCrawfordMontage/jrxxq/post.htm#757755Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:20:51 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:757755avoid normal situations.Set to Yaz Thank you. That was groovy. Save Internet Radio http://capwiz.com/saveinternetradio/issues/alert/?alertid=9631541 alt.flame Special Forces "Posting is an evil ritual: it was with devilish glee that one unit would pass on to another a soldier who they knew to be bloody useless. However, to keep the joke going, these failures were never discharged, just posted. There must have been, at one time, thousands of these idiots, all in a state of permanent transit, spending most of their life on lorries. Lots gave lorry numbers as a forwarding address. Hundreds spent the duration on board lorries, seven were even buried on them. There is a legend that the last of these idiots was discovered as late as 1949, living on the...http://www.englishforums.com/English/WhyArentConservativesFunny/3/wqkpk/Post.htm#750190Fri, 16 Feb 2007 21:10:17 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:750190jacques e. bouchardThat's just awful. But it's awful because it's pointless and badly done, not because it's conservative or liberal. It's about on the same intellectual level as the B.O "joke" from the other clip. jaybeehttp://www.englishforums.com/English/WhyArentConservativesFunny/2/wqkpk/Post.htm#750013Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:04:30 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:750013skipperHere's another clip from the show. Joe Myers "Stop it. You're killing me."- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - It really is like watching people who truly don't understand what's funny trying to tell a joke as if ... fundamentally humorless themselves that, being unable to take a joke, they clearly are unable, likewise, to tell a joke. NMS My favorite show on TV for a long time was the funniest show on TV. Frasier. Conservative Kelsey Grammer. Lame attempt at kissing your own asses.http://www.englishforums.com/English/WhyArentConservativesFunny/wqkpk/post.htm#749945Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:47:02 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:749945brian christgauAnd, yes, this is on-topic. FUX News will begin airing its right-wing version of "The Daily Show" this Sunday. Here's a clip from "The Half-Hour News Hour." Y'know, I always wondered what "The Daily Show" would look like if Rupert Murdoch bought Comedy Central. Obviously canned laughter, belabored "jokes," lame premises... What? You didn't like the bit with "B.O." magazine!? Didn't you get the joke? Barrack O'Bama is black and black people SMELL because they're DIRTY, so his magazine is called "B.O."! Get it? AHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Boy howdy ain't that a hoot! The boys at the Klavern are gonna love that one! There may seem to be a lot of anger in some...http://www.englishforums.com/English/WhyArentConservativesFunny/wqkpk/post.htmThu, 15 Feb 2007 03:14:25 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:749931monkeyhawkAnd, yes, this is on-topic. FUX News will begin airing its right-wing version of "The Daily Show" this Sunday. Here's a clip from "The Half-Hour News Hour." Obviously canned laughter, belabored "jokes," lame premises... I think about Rush Limbaugh's mocking Michel J. Fox's Parkinson's Disease. The Limbaugh-tomized masses just think he's a hoot. John Stewart, is a liberal but his targets span the entire political spectrum. Dennis Miller was never the epitome of wit but after 9/11 he shifted far to the Right and has been left with Al-Gore-is-stiff jokes regarding global warming. Hillary's fat. Chelsea is "the White House dog." There may seem to be a lot of anger in some...