http://www.englishforums.com/search/pro.htm?q=tag%3aVideo+tag%3aUnited+StatesSearch results for 'tag:Video tag:United States' matching tags 'Video' and 'United States'en-USXMOD (Build: 3616.28671)http://www.englishforums.com/English/HowToPronounceR/kzqhd/post.htm#908227Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:59:09 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:908227raindoctoriLrrr-n, If you are just interested in producing american R, here is a tip from "American spoken english in Real life: fast natural, urgent survival foreign accent begone!" by DG Davies. " r + vowel = ur + vowel. First say u. Tongue back into mouth does not move while lips smile changing to next vowel. write - right urait, three thuri, brow buraun, etc." Here is a video that follows the above advice: Note the rounded ness of /r/http://www.englishforums.com/English/AmericanAInCanOrE/klbxh/post.htm#889892Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:55:42 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:889892kooyeenNo, I guess I usually hear it as /æ/. If you are hearing anything else, you could post a Youtube video or an audio clip. Anyway, I noticed that you mentioned the word "can" in the title. In that case, before /n/, /m/, /ŋ/, it's often not /æ/ in American English, but a diphthong similar to /eə/ or /ɛə/. Alright, I tried to look for something relevant on youtube, I found this, and I'm gonna comment on it. 0:05 - I'm a representative Here you can hear two normal /ɛ/, as in "bed" 0:06 - I have cancer In "cancer" /æ/ is before /n/, and this guy pronounces it less strong, almost a /ɛ/ 0:07 - More dangerous than the plant itself In "plant" /æ/ is before /n/, and this girl...http://www.englishforums.com/English/EnglishVsAmerican/kkbgv/post.htmThu, 03 Sep 2009 09:06:56 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:884735elbirdvery funny video about english and american phraseshttp://www.englishforums.com/English/BadEvilPerverseCatBad/ldhbq/post.htm#935565Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:39:50 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:935565paulo joe jingysun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-porn- bn080709,0,6415792.story South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography TCPalm.com 9:20 AM EDT, August 7, ... in lieu of $250,000 bail. Copyright © 2009, South Florida Sun-Sentinel The cat blamed the Microsoft, Bing search engine. Here's the evidence. embeddedhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/StonedSoulPicnic/jpqdk/post.htm#830363Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:54:33 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:830363mr wordyMore to the point, what does "surry" mean? At it sounds as if that really is what they're singing. How you spell it I have no idea, but a number of lyric sites do seem to go for "surry" (not that I really trust lyric sites to get spellings correct). Anyway, back to "stoned soul picnic"... as far as I know (which may be not much) this means nothing more than the sum of its parts: "stoned" = under the influence of recreational drugs "soul" = to do with soul music (and/or various other aspects of black American culture) "picnic" = outdoor event or party So, it basically sounds like some sort of outdoor get-together where there's soul music,...http://www.englishforums.com/English/WhichCloserGeneralAmericanAccent/jxbwm/post.htm#822832Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:08:56 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:822832mrpernicketyIf you're trying to get a handle on the American T, then this video is the ticket: That teacher lays it out pretty clear. It came to me as a shock when I first found out that Americans use "d" in leu of "t" in certain cases.http://www.englishforums.com/English/AnOfficialLanguagePolicy/jwkgz/post.htm#794010Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:52:30 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:794010kooyeenUS Americans Us Americans? You are a Brit, aren't you? Or did you mean "You Ess Americans", like Miss South Carolina said?http://www.englishforums.com/English/WelcomeAustinFilmFestival/lrmqz/post.htmMon, 15 Jun 2009 04:05:56 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:922476ronbWatch a, 4'11", 72 year-old -great grandmother get tasered by one of Travis County's finest... "I mean, what else could the fat-assed, 300 pound troglodyte do, she was resisting arrest, he had to taser her. The second time was just for shits and giggles." "He was doin' it for his own protection! She was threatening him, all 4'11" of her. Hook 'em horns!" (Austin (part of it) is in Travis County.) RonB "There's a story there...somewhere"http://www.englishforums.com/English/TooMuchDialog/kqgvq/post.htm#915670Fri, 22 May 2009 07:45:16 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:915670ronbI'd like to see what the setting is - if it's a real soapbox debate in public *before* the cussin ... maybe at the American Legion hall, beforehand - but you probably just left off the action lines. Fun speech though. It's from John Astin's movie "Brother's O'Toole" (1973). It's been about 30 years since I've seen the movie but I still remember this one scene.And, you're right, just giving the speech leaves a lot out. The setup is a spitting, farting, belching contest and Michael O'Toole launches out at the city folk, their mouths go wide and you think they're getting ticked off because he's insulting them but as it turns out they're just enthralled with his superb...http://www.englishforums.com/English/HailMaryPass/wxvbw/post.htm#738298Tue, 19 May 2009 22:45:11 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:738298delmobileLast, and desperate, chance, one without a big chance of succeeding. An American football expression. Sometimes when the buzzer is about to blow ending a football game (or ending the first half) if the losing team is in possession of the ball, their quarterback will throw a high, long pass deep into the opposing teams' territory, on the very slim chance that someone will be in a position to catch it and run it in for a touchdown. Such plays are very dramatic when they succeed. (if you don't want to plow through the whole thing, start watching at about 1:30)http://www.englishforums.com/English/WhatFutureLike/kqbxc/post.htm#914457Sat, 16 May 2009 14:31:53 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:914457brian christgauAnyway, what the future circa 1980 was like, by way of Gerry Anderson's live action series UFO: Oh my... I don't think I've seen that particular show since I was knee-high to a fire hyrdrant. Alas, I was born a few years too late to grow up with Anderson's "Supermarionation" shows like THUNDERBIRDS and CAPTAIN SCARLET, but my big brother, who is six years my senior, did. He was absolutely obsessed with those shows, owned all the toys, etc.. which explains why he got TEAM AMERICA a lot better than I did. I mean don't get me wrong: I thought it was a riot, but my brother had to turn it off before he died of a heart attack. He was literally rolling on the floor, tears streaming down his cheeks, laughing so...http://www.englishforums.com/English/Reductions/wlglp/post.htm#724289Sun, 10 May 2009 21:54:27 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:724289alpheccastarsThere are lots of reductions, especially in American English. Here is an interesting lesson on the introduction to reductions.http://www.englishforums.com/English/TalentNotThatHardToSpot/2/kprqz/Post.htm#910357Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:49:46 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:910357nmstevensI'm guessing everyone has seen Susan Boyle on "Britain's Got ... enjoy this: (Kind of melts away a little cynicism.) It's amazing.  I thought this was a simple case of an undiscovered, older, frumpy, lady with an amazing voice, who got her chance on a talent show. Instead I find out it's all a vast conspiracy.  Susan Boyle is not *really* talented (not "that" talented, anyway) and all the simpletons who thought she was, are deluded and/or hypnotized.  These mouth- breathing yokels have never seen drama before and they're just too unsophisticated to spot a *scam* of this magnitude.  Living in another age, in a place without movies or television (or even books of fiction) they have no way to tell the...http://www.englishforums.com/English/PronunciationsProstitutionAttitude-Opportunity/3/wggwk/Post.htm#699830Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:39:18 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:699830mr. tomWould you like to see how a VERY educated person in India pronounces the word opportunity ? Here is a short clip from the (in)famous movie Fire, which was banned in many countries. The word "opportunity" comes exactly at the start of the sixth minute. Tomhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/TalentNotThatHardToSpot/kprqz/post.htm#909333Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:02:07 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:909333ronbI'm guessing everyone has seen Susan Boyle on "Britain's Got Talent" Well, not everyone is silly enough to watch television. :-) I haven't watched a single thing on TV (via a television set) for about 6 months. But I have followed a few shows on Hulu, so my "TV" watchinghas actually gone up lately. But I don't think "Britain's Got Talent" is broadcast in the United States anyhow. I think most people saw it via YouTube, like I did. but, if not, I think you'll enjoy this: Damn that was good. That was my impression. I don't normally post YouTube links here but this, to me, was exceptional. (Kind of melts away a little cynicism.) But I *like* my cynicism. I get to be right so much...http://www.englishforums.com/English/MoviesMightZeppelinPterodactyls/kxpng/post.htm#908600Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:35:52 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:908600nmstevensWhat a shame Hammer Film Productions never got this off the ground: http://airminded.org/2007/05/25/the-movie-that-time-forgot/ Some glorious lunatic even made a mock Republic movie serial episode out of the idea: Cheers, B Speaking of which this goes back to the old Meriam C. Cooper/Willis O'Brien project from the thirties "The War Eagles" in which explorers discover a lost race of Vikings who ride on the backs of giant eagles who then ultimately end up fighting off an invasion by Nazis flying Zeppelins in a pitched battle over the skies of New York City. Oh, and the Viking's lost valley? There were dinosaurs there, too. There's a movie I kind of wish had been made....http://www.englishforums.com/English/Numbers/wznrh/post.htm#696624Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:01:42 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:696624tanitTo read the part after the decimal point , you need to say each number separately, like this: 1.23 => One point two three. π = 3.14 => Pi equals three point one four. That's what I would say, either, and what Swann* considers correct: We write and say decimals like this: 0.4 nought point four (NOT nought comma four) 0.374 nought point three seven five (NOT nought point three hundred and seventy-five ) 4.7 four point seven (yes, I know ... Americans don't say " nought " ) However, I think I've also heard things like " one point twenty-three " (which I might find myself saying ), " one and twenty-three " and even just " one twenty-three " (when...http://www.englishforums.com/English/SaveYouTheHeelBlisters/wvpbp/post.htm#692881Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:34:43 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:692881delmobileThere are several parallels to the Wizard of Oz story here. At the end of that book/ movie, the "wizard" has granted a wish to each of Dorothy's traveling companions, but he is unable to grant her wish - to go back home to Kansas. Then Glinda, the Good Witch, appears and tells Dorothy that she's always had the power to go back home, but that she had to "learn it for herself." All she has to do now is click the heels of the magic red slippers together three times and repeat "There's no place like home." In addition to the wishes-granted parallel, there's the idea of learning to be content with your lot in life, and the idea of seeking something that you already have. But, as I said,...http://www.englishforums.com/English/BritishEnglish/2/wvdnb/Post.htm#689377Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:33:15 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:689377alpheccastarsIn British English, a biscuit is a is a sweet pastry that you have with a cup of tea, or give to children as a treat. Americans call this "cookie" - we have chocolate chip cookies that I used to bake with my Mom, and the famous Oreo cookies! In American English a biscuit is a kind of bread that we often for breakfast, usually just with eggs and bacon or sausage. But some just make biscuits and sausage, make cream gravy from the sausage, and pour the gravy over the biscuits. Now imagine sausage cream gravy poured over cookies! YUCK!http://www.englishforums.com/English/ListeningLessonAboutNewspapers/wvrjn/post.htmWed, 18 Mar 2009 05:47:06 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:687986anonymousDear respected, teachers! B) Could you, please, watch the video, and see if i got every word, correctly, *which is something I highly doubt* And I'd like the to know the meaning of the words in red because i couldn't find it in any dictioanry. Thanks a zillion in advance, ** ** Newspapers are getting the life sucked out of them.. There, I said it. Rupert Murdock turned the thick ail of the wall streethttp://www.englishforums.com/English/WatchmenGettingLousyReviews/knzvr/post.htm#900701Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:39:16 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:900701brian christgauI dunno about the graphic novels - never read them - but I saw an interview with the the actor who plays the Blue Guy, who is naked throughout the movie - this was discussed.  The clips showed the Blue Guy's nether regions in a blur.  I mean, give the guy Speedos at least. The "Blue Guy" is Dr. Manhattan, and his nudity is an important part of the character. Being able to regulate his own body temperature (amongst other things) he has no real need for clothes, wearing them at first for the sake of other people's comfort. Eventually disposing with them altogether, which becomes a sign of how divorced he has become from his own humanity. Moore says he got the idea when looking at a conceptual sketch of the character by...http://www.englishforums.com/English/CoppolaPimpsHisLatest/knrwc/post.htm#899326Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:22:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:899326mctmQ W : ) Now, there's a story of a career that truly faltered. Early on, some of the greatest movies in American cinema ... From the Heart was just emotionally empty. A disaster. And it was as if he never really recovered from it. It's really interesting when you look back on it from this perspective it really is almost an entire *failed* generation of filmmakers. They started with enormous promise and ended with what? The Clone Wars? Bram Stoker's Dracula? Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull? There's an oft-cited theory that scientists and composers peak by age 30. Paul McCartney's performing skills are as good as, or better thanever, but has he written one song that comes close to his days with the Beatles? (Bear...http://www.englishforums.com/English/CoppolaPimpsHisLatest/knrwc/post.htm#899313Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:01:52 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:899313nmstevenstmQ W : ) Now, there's a story of a career that truly faltered. Early on, some of the greatest movies in American cinema maybe some of the greatest movies ever. The Godfather one and two. Apocalyse Now, the Conversation. And then it's as if something just disappeared. One From the Heart was just emotionally empty. A disaster. And it was as if he never really recovered from it. He's never made anything on the level of those early movies since. It's just as if something went out of him. It's funny there was really a whole generation of filmmakers around that time that made a few (or even one or two) excellent movies early - and then never quite reached the level of those early movies. Certainly George Lucas is one of...http://www.englishforums.com/English/BiopicComedies/2/kmkxv/Post.htm#897485Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:58:04 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:897485paulo joe jingyOkay, making the main character younger has gotten me into issues about the 1960's draft. Because there were flaws to ... born too late to understand the system first hand. What percentage of American men of conscriptable age (minus deferments)http://www.englishforums.com/English/OldNewsNow/kwrpb/post.htm#875383Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:49:44 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:875383avoid normal situations.Did you see MC acting with John Cleese? Check out this clip (MC's entrance is about two minutes in): Way too mean-spirited for me, but it must have been great fun to work with Cleese. Imagine how many people would actually pay to have John Cleese insult them. alt.flame Special Forces "May not our mechanisms... be ultimately forced to admit that aerial flight is one of that great class of problems with which man can never cope, and give up all attempts to grapple with it?... The construction of an aerial vehicle which could carry even a single man from place to place at pleasure requires the discovery of some new metal or some new force. Even with such a discovery we could not expect one to do more than carry its owner."...http://www.englishforums.com/English/KindaPoliticalTopicSort/kwclh/post.htmWed, 12 Nov 2008 16:10:36 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:875286avoid normal situations.For over a year now, I have been fascinated by YouTube and its brethren. It's a whole new form of cinema, the like of which the world never saw previously. It's this huge agglutination of fiction and nonfiction film/video all stuck together, and its character changes on a daily basis as people add and delete stuff every day. Here's one video in particular I want to hold up as an example of one of YouTube's ongoing trends: I can see that this was posted before Election Day. However, it seems like you see more and more stuff on YouTube, especially now that Obama has won, that's more than celebratory. It's outright *fawning* over our new chief executive. I won't say that I'm not glad he won. Still, we have...http://www.englishforums.com/English/OnTopicHowMuchSlack/2/khwzh/Post.htm#873007Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:02:50 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:873007avoid normal situations....do you cut a film that's from a different culture? Less and less, IMHO. It's not like the 50s and 60s where non-American films were decidedly different. More and more "foreign" films are really made for the international (read: American) audience because (a) they can make a lot more money in the US than at home, and (b) if their makers have a success even a small one, by "art" movie standards they can go work in Hollywood and boost their salaries to the ceiling and have lunch with Julia Roberts. I don't think many people ever saw Croupier . Yet Clive Owen was ubiquitous afterwards. What brings this up for me is a conversation I was having, a while ago, about John Woo. Americans have ... and then holding...http://www.englishforums.com/English/SkipPressSaysObamaAmericanHitler/khzzw/post.htm#871354Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:39:29 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:871354jeri jo thomasMaybe you thought I was being over-wrought in some of the things I've posted recently? That would be typical of ... here's more evidence of it. Read the column for background, but listen to the link for his own words. Isn't this the same thing as a well-armed militia? 2nd amendment and *** like that? The Peripatetic Samurai Robothttp://www.englishforums.com/English/SkipPressSaysObamaAmericanHitler/khzzw/post.htm#871339Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:30:37 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:871339jeri jo thomasMaybe you thought I was being over-wrought in some of the things I've posted recently? That would be typical of ... here's more evidence of it. Read the column for background, but listen to the link for his own words. Isn't this the same thing as a well-armed militia? 2nd amendment and *** like that? The Peripatetic Samurai Robothttp://www.englishforums.com/English/SkipPressSaysObamaAmericanHitler/khzzw/post.htmTue, 04 Nov 2008 17:37:13 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:871139scampiMaybe you thought I was being over-wrought in some of the things I've posted recently? That would be typical of an ill-informed liberal mindset if you did. This guy wants to be an American Hitler, and here's more evidence of it. Read the column for background, but listen to the link for his own words.http://www.englishforums.com/English/HuffingtonPostWriterPlumber-Killed/khcqm/post.htmMon, 03 Nov 2008 05:06:14 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:870463skipperAnd he's a San Francisco radio talk show host, too! Just one of those "lovely" calm & measured Democrats that you support - Why, that's as sweet as Janeane Garafalo saying she wants all Republicans in jail - You'll like the last one, it has TWO crazy smug liberals who think they're funny when they're really just nasty assholes - you'll feel right at home.http://www.englishforums.com/English/APlumbingEmergencyProbably/kgqzn/post.htm#869653Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:56:17 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:869653avoid normal situations.FAIL alt.flame Special Forces "The Panama Canal is actually a thing of the past, and Nature in her works will soon obliterate all traces of French energy and money expended on the Isthmus." Scientific American, 1891http://www.englishforums.com/English/CriminalInvestigationAcornSought-Indiana/kgxln/post.htm#869017Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:26:56 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:869017Let's see, wasn't a guy named Obama associated with them? http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/27/indiana-official-seeks-c riminal-probe-of-acorn/ http://tinyurl.com/6gxwup Why, yes he was! Wasn't the Bush "justice" department involved in *** "criminal" cases against Democrats who dared to oppose Republican rule? Why, yes it was!http://www.englishforums.com/English/CriminalInvestigationAcornSought-Indiana/kgxln/post.htmTue, 28 Oct 2008 15:09:16 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:868934skipperLet's see, wasn't a guy named Obama associated with them? http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/27/indiana-official-seeks-c riminal-probe-of-acorn/ http://tinyurl.com/6gxwup Why, yes he was!http://www.englishforums.com/English/RadicalRedistributionWealthStrategy-Obama2001/kgmbb/post.htm#868371Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:33:56 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:868371avoid normal situations.My new agent loves a cop thriller that I wrote last year, with Bruce Willis in mind to star, and ... he thinks would improve the story. I'm busy rewriting now, hoping to have this draft finished in about 2 weeks. Just don't have your protagonist call anybody a "butt-horn". alt.flame Special Forces "The Panama Canal is actually a thing of the past, and Nature in her works will soon obliterate all traces of French energy and money expended on the Isthmus." Scientific American, 1891http://www.englishforums.com/English/OffForVacation/kgkdd/post.htm#868354Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:11:50 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:868354avoid normal situations.The more things change, the more they stay the same. alt.flame Special Forces "The Panama Canal is actually a thing of the past, and Nature in her works will soon obliterate all traces of French energy and money expended on the Isthmus." Scientific American, 1891http://www.englishforums.com/English/WhoScrewedRealEstateBusiness-CongressBillClinton/kgmbd/post.htm#868239Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:42:39 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:868239skipperStop the misinformation and wordings that are intended to lie and you know that you are lying; Reeducation and genocide. Here's Obama's buddy Ayers' and his Weather Underground's plans for the U.S. population back in the 60s. weUY Vote Obama if you're a damned fool, and that's exactly what you'll be.http://www.englishforums.com/English/ObamaKoolMarchersExplained/kgkll/post.htm#868238Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:41:36 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:868238skipperThis is really scary. Not Obama, the wacko that made the web page. He certainly had a lot of time on his hands. Reeducation and genocide. Here's Obama's buddy Ayers' and his Weather Underground's plans for the U.S. population back in the 60s. weUY Vote Obama if you're a damned fool, and that's exactly what you'll be.http://www.englishforums.com/English/RadicalRedistributionWealthStrategy-Obama2001/kgmbb/post.htm#868225Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:39:31 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:868225skipperAnd speaking of sounds are you getting ready to say "President Obama?" Sure is: In political rants for at least four years. Reeducation and genocide. Here's Obama's buddy Ayers' and his Weather Underground's plans for the U.S. population back in the 60s. weUY Vote Obama if you're a damned fool, and that's exactly what you'll be.http://www.englishforums.com/English/ObamasBuddyAyersReeducationGenocide-Plans/kgmvr/post.htmMon, 27 Oct 2008 13:38:32 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:868224skipperHere's Obama's buddy Ayers' and his Weather Underground's plans for the U.S. population back in the 60s. weUY Vote Obama if you're a damned fool, and that's exactly what you'll be.http://www.englishforums.com/English/SkippysSmearTacticsBackfiring/kgwkl/post.htm#867485Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:19:00 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:867485jackson pillock@reader1.panix.com: @reader1.panix.com: For instance, Obama is a US citizen by birth, and can prove it. LOL, how? Watch it, Andy Phillips. Watch all of it. Gulp and watch it again. He's a fake just like your "Jackson Pillock" fake name. First of all, Skip, I am not intimidated by you. I choose to use a 'nym because it is both anonymous and distinctive, no other reason. I find it laughable that you think I'd be ashamed of the my given and family name. Shall I call you by your name? The one you earned in misc.writing? Secondly, each and every charge made on that YouTube video has been debunked and debunked again. Whether you like it or not, Barack Hussein Obama has three AMERICAN names, and is as American as you...http://www.englishforums.com/English/AmericanCarolVictimLiberalTicket-Fraud/kzxdw/post.htm#865205Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:22:03 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:865205On Oct 12, 8:01 pm, "Avoid normal situations." If anyone can point me to a piece of Republican humor that's genuinely laugh inducing, I'd honestly like to see it. Here ya go. Well that was a fairly retarded non sequitur... What in the world make you think it was "Republican humor" and/or funny to post a video of an English dude making an absolutely 100% valid point about the uselessness of the UN and the threat of Islam?? You really thought you were being clever? The sooner all organized religion is gone, the better. But definitely start with those Muhammad-worshiping ***. And get the UN off American soil.http://www.englishforums.com/English/AmericanCarolVictimLiberalTicket-Fraud/kzxdw/post.htm#864973Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:01:09 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:864973avoid normal situations.If anyone can point me to a piece of Republican humor that's genuinely laugh inducing, I'd honestly like to see it. Here ya go. alt.flame Special Forces "There is no plea which will justify the use of high-tension and alternating currents, either in a scientific or a commercial sense. They are employed solely to reduce investment in copper wire and real estate." Thomas A. Edison, 1889http://www.englishforums.com/English/AmericanCarolVictimLiberalTicket-Fraud/kzxdw/post.htm#863908Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:16:00 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:863908mcWell, this is actually a pretty funny line: 4 Made *me* laugh! And didn't Will Rogers say, "I belong to no organized political party. I'm a Democrat." ? If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story. - Orson Welleshttp://www.englishforums.com/English/AmericanCarolVictimLiberalTicket-Fraud/kzxdw/post.htm#863895Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:05:24 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:863895brian christgauCould the staggering failure of AMERICAN CAROL at the box ... movies EVER (i.e. AIRPLANE). What the hell happened? Cheers, B Well, this is actually a pretty funny line: 4 Great one, Neal. That got a genuine laugh out of me. Of course, there's the small matter of that clip being 68 years-old! Cheers, Bhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/AmericanCarolVictimLiberalTicket-Fraud/kzxdw/post.htm#863894Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:47:28 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:863894nmstevensCould the staggering failure of AMERICAN CAROL at the box office (didn't even crack the top ten, it appears) have ... Loch Ness Monster. David Zucker made one of the funniest movies EVER (i.e. AIRPLANE). What the hell happened? Cheers, B Well, this is actually a pretty funny line: 4 NMShttp://www.englishforums.com/English/CallMeCynicalWillYa/kzlrx/post.htmMon, 06 Oct 2008 02:38:29 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:862968paulo joe jingy"The owners of this country know the truth. It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." George Carlinhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/TinaFeyVsSarahPalin/kzzdm/post.htm#861286Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:24:19 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:861286alan brooksHere's the Tina Fey parody. http://snipurl.com/3x4rm Here's the actual interview. Can anyone who sees this seriously, actually believe that Palin is ready to be president on Day One? Oh... my... ***... God... Thank you for posting this. Now I know where Tina Fey gets her material: she just turns on the television and copies down what Palin says. Alan Brooks A with an Underwood America's Next Top Muddle MWSM FAQ: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/faq.html Filtering Trolls: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.htmlhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/YtSportFishingInAmerica/kvlwb/post.htm#858189Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:48:02 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:858189Well that's weird... I don't get to a video with that link. I get: "This video is not available in ... "Worldwide" and *still* get the message. "All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." - Groucho Marx It's a Three Stooges minisode called Booby Dupes - it should be easy to find, circa WWII.http://www.englishforums.com/English/YtSportFishingInAmerica/kvlwb/post.htm#858179Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:29:25 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:858179mcWell that's weird... I don't get to a video with that link. I get: "This video is not available in your country. " I changed the prefs to "Worldwide" and *still* get the message. "All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." - Groucho Marx