i got this chain long time ago.. always liked it n found it true .. thanx for sharin pal ..

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Joey: so let me get this straight.. this guy got u to beg him to have sex with u, made u say that it was ok if he never calls again and actually got u to think its a great idea? Feabue: erm .. ya.. Joey: GOD.. this guy is my

i dunno .. i cant imagine .. but i think he must've had his reasons .. polly is not talking to him .. she's over reacting alil bit.. dont u think?

not really .. i broke my leg last summer n never done it again .. have u heard about matti?

i hate it when someone walks into a room im in and leave the door opened .. opened doors drives me nutts ..

ya .. so how was ur date?

Christopher Ashton Kutcher was born on February 7th, 1978 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. His twin brother, Michael, followed about five minutes later. Ashton also has an older sister, Tausha. His parents, Larry and Diane, divorced when Ashton was thirteen

oh nevermind .. i can drive u ..

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