A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet ," says the little boy. His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast. Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to

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Hey guys, A cafeteria for senior students requires the following signs/notices to be put up. Would love to see some very interesting/different suggestions.............please contribute generously! Thanks! 1. SELF-SERVICE 2. BREAKFAST

Home phone, landline, residence (telephone) number - these are the most commonly used ones.

It’s feels good to be back On EF again. Time for celebration! Anyone for champagne? All of my friends who participate In EF’s rhyming spree, Do continue to spread around, This infectious enthusiasm and glee. So, pray

I was eating soup at a restaurant the other night when I dropped my spoon. A waiter walking past at that moment immediately produced one from his pocket and placed it before me. "Do you always carry a soup spoon in your pocket?" I asked. "Well

Philip wrote: Benita wrote: lol Philip!! I'm going to giggle every time I have soup! Only when you have soup? (I'm so naughty!) I saw that coming!

Another soup tale: I was eating soup at a restaurant the other night when I dropped my spoon. A waiter walking past at that moment immediately produced one from his pocket and placed it before me. "Do you always carry a soup spoon in your

Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when

Another version: Descartes walks into a bar. He orders two drinks and finishes them. The bartender says, "Would you care for another drink?" Descartes replies,"I think not." and disappears.