Cool! Thank you very much

I am not familiar with the writings to which you refer, nor do I make any apology for not being familiar with them, nor do I feel in any way the lesser being for this or bad because YOU believe I am insecure. Thanks for the free psychoanalysis,

I'm just guessing, but maybe they are simply scared of the opposite sex. I agree, it's all very depressing and sad.

Dear Mr Guest, I agree! Images of people excreting would be pretty disgusting. Excreting is necessary to maintain good health (and not explode) and EVERYONE does it, but only sickos would take photos! Yes! Very disgusting. Delete delete delete!

Very sensible, but do these rules also apply to animals (pigs for example)?

Anyone know what 'Narf' means? I heard it on Pinky and The Brain.

I can do one for you if you like. I have some specially modified knitting needles in my cave! Hang on a tick ... I'll be right back.

No problem Clive, I have always tried to not restrict myself to membership of only one species. I'm just a 'multi-special' AND 'multi-spacial' kinda guru you see.

Are you for real? I DID write Romero and Juliet!!!! Those monkeys are such plagiarists!

Do you ever have trouble with metal detectors at airports, or have to pay extra 'excess weight' charges for plane tickets? I don't! All those things are in the past since I rooted myself outside City Hall