Wow! I'm off to the travel agents in the morning to book my hols in Turkey. What with you and DjB in over there, what more could a guy want?

Hi DjB Happy New Year! It's impossible to win unless the person going second makes a mistake. A bit like noughts and crosses, whoever goes first always wins, if the second person does not go in the middle.

"hey dj i have the same t-shirt " src="/emoticons/emotion-1.gif">ha ha " Can you both fit in it ? lol Hey DjB Who gave you the black eyes ? Ooppss sorry , i have just noticed you are wearing glasses!!

Hey maybe not the last one of 2005 ( there's 3 hours to go yet) Try this one. wind OW!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder! Ooopss i mean beholder lol.

1. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378

"What's the matter with michael Jackson" Who knows? It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space. A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem

YoHf " You'll be arrested for that" I meant the hands on a clock !!! What did you think i meant?