I really don't get this at all. It vuz essen, for that's the boss said. The lying fung vorso was better than Invorso. It doesn't make any freakin sense. Sorry, lol. What do you understand?

Ooops! T is next to G! Right, spell checkers only check the spelling, but not the moaning of the worms! Ooops, meaning of the words, sorry.

2. I think there is not much to understand for this one. Just that we are reading a joke and the bartender asks if this is a joke. (Maybe I didn't get this either!) 5. I don't get this one either A blonde, a brunette, a red-head, a

Well, for some reason I kept thinking of "trumpets", LOL... I had forgotten what "trumps" were. Now that I think of it, "athletic trumps" might mean something like "athletic skills". Maybe she was a dancer

Beyonce says "If I were a boy". Gwen Stefani says "If I was a rich girl". Answer: both are ok, although you should try to only use "were" in formal writing and in English tests. Look around this forum, there are

Alright, here goes! I don't understand, so I'll have to kind of guess as usual... Luther, how much is the kitty cat turkey flavor? That's what I think I hear. But it doesn't make a lot of sense... hahaha. Maybe "kitty

I have always used "were" regardless of register. In other words, I have always said things such as "if I were you, I would..." both in formal AND in informal contexts. It is not a problem to use "were" in any

I usually use "was", but I use "were" as well. And if I was/were taking an English test, I would try to remember to use "were", just to play it safe. I'm not a native speaker, by the way. There are literally

Alright, I tried to listen to this one (yes, it's short), and I don't understand anything, LOL! I guess I should worry... And get a move on and try to improve my skills. Ok, I'll try to do my best. Here's what I hear, literally:

Hi, the problem here is the difference between simple past and present perfect. There are a lot of thread about that in this forum, if take a look around with the search function. Generally speaking, if you want to mention something that happened