the fact that seagulls are not good conductors of electricity and therefore not able to

ahhh sorry sorry sorry but had to put this one in too ... Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.

three pronged swords and rattle snakes, whilst simultaneously

yep 10/10 !!! sleight of hand, legerdemain Example sentence: My brother, an amateur magician, loves to entertain the family with card tricks, disappearing scarves, coins that seem to appear from nowhere, and other feats of

prestidigitation any suggestions ?

sing Irish shantys and partake in a goblet of mead. The only problem being

see his toes even on a good day ! Nonetheless, every morning he would

or propose (as a verb)

fishy this ..... Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish. Carp Diem - Seize the fish. Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished. Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish. Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal. Tempus Fish-it - Time flies when