You may have noticed that a new TV ad for Microsoft's Internet Explorer e-mail program uses the musical theme of the "Confutatis Maledictis" from the Mozart's Requiem. "Where do you want to go today?" is the cheery line on the screen.

If Microsoft made toasters... Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for it anyway. Toaster'95 would weigh 15000 pounds (hence requiring a

Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk. "Guess what it is!" said Dolly. Knowing that Dolly`s father owned a bookstore she

Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I". Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am." Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," she replied as she began to remove the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter," asked

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three?" "Four," answers the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your

Hello Sur, I wonder if I have my dates right. Basant Panchmi is celebrated on 'Panchami' of the 'Shukla Paksha' in the month of 'Magh' i.e., at the end of January or early February. The date cannot be fixed as per the christian calenders.

How do you know India ? 1) 1 Billion people 2) 1 measly silver medal in the Olympics 3) Rope tricks 4) Snake charmers 5) Movies (?) 6) IT Geeks Please pen in your thoughts on my Motherland.

Things that remind me of Australia ... 1) Steve Waugh 2) Baywatch 3) Mathew Hayden 4) Baywatch 5) Shane Warne 6) Baywatch 7) Australian spirit 8) Baywatch 9) Australian confidence 10) Your guess is as good as mine !!