http://www.englishforums.com/search/pro.htm?q=user%3aEargasms&o=DateDescendingSearch results for 'user:Eargasms'en-USXMOD (Build: 3616.28671)http://www.englishforums.com/English/SongNewestMasterCardShown/vnhjj/post.htm#402162Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:47:10 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:402162eargasmsThis it ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPCeA5Vl29khttp://www.englishforums.com/English/FindNameSongLyrics/2/dmxpc/Post.htm#402161Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:34:54 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:402161eargasmsMy my my, is a great song by the wonderful Johnnie Gill released in 1990 if it's the one you are looking for have a look here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH5seWoKj_ohttp://www.englishforums.com/English/PuddingPuzzle/dhmqg/post.htm#289319Sat, 04 Nov 2006 19:06:45 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:289319eargasms2 Scottish rodent - Mousse 3 Pin up photo - Fruity Tart ? 4 Swore Vehemently - Custard ( cursed hard) 5 Small amount - Trifle 6 A Dunderhead - Foolhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/ChallengeLongOne/dgzxl/post.htm#282821Wed, 18 Oct 2006 22:17:00 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:282821eargasmsOk Third time lucky then ........................... Start with 25 throw one away 24 1/3rd taken leaves 16 throw one away 15 1/3rd taken leaves 10 throw one away 9 1/3rd taken away leaves 6 I think i got there in the end ! lolhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/OppositeContract/dgwcm/post.htm#282819Wed, 18 Oct 2006 22:08:28 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:282819eargasms10. H_Y L_T Heavy / Light 14. N_T S_T Neatest / Scruffiest 15. G_E R_H Gentle / Roughhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/ChallengeLongOne/dgzxl/post.htm#282404Tue, 17 Oct 2006 22:33:31 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:282404eargasmsHi FluidnMotion Here's my latest effort...................... Start with 52 throw one away 51 1/3rd taken leaves 34 throw one away 33 1/3rd taken leaves 22 throw one away 21 1/3rd taken away leaves 14http://www.englishforums.com/English/ChallengeLongOne/dgzxl/post.htm#281898Mon, 16 Oct 2006 23:12:35 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:281898eargasms1 I reckon the total number of fish is 79 ( First man thows one back to leave 78 divide by 3 = 26. Take 26 from 78 to leave 52. Second man throws one back to leave 51 divide by 3 = 17. Take 17 from 51 leaves 34. Third man throws one gack to leave 33 divide by 3= 11) 2 So the remaining fish is 22 ( 33 - 11)http://www.englishforums.com/English/IfYouAreStuckInAnIsland/dvnmb/post.htm#276658Thu, 05 Oct 2006 23:12:44 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:276658eargasmsFluidnMotion , Ossicles to you too ! I guess i'll be Ear today, gone tomorrow..........http://www.englishforums.com/English/CrackThis/dzzdj/post.htm#276653Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:52:19 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:276653eargasms"A week ago, I was green and hard;" how about ( Kermit the frog with a pair of knuckle dusters ) A week later, I'll be dark and soft; ( Kermit covered in plain molten chocolate) I wear a green or a yellow or a red coat, ( Kermit naked, or sporting his new yellow or red jacket) You have to undress me to put in a boat. ( Kermit again , Miss Piggy would love to undress him on a slow boat to China!) Or perhaps a "Watermelon" would fit the puzzle.http://www.englishforums.com/English/HowToBuildAComputer/dvkkm/post.htmWed, 27 Sep 2006 23:46:58 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:273287eargasmsNo wonder my last build never worked !!!! http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/menu/build/intro.htmhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/NeedToKnowTheLyrics/dczzz/post.htm#273285Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:35:32 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:273285eargasmsBLUE LYRICS "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (Sorry seems to be the hardest word) What I got to do to make you love me? What I got to do to make you care? What do I do when lightning strikes me? And I wake to find that you're not there? What I got to do to make you want me? What I got to do to be heard? What do I say when it's all over? Sorry seems to be the hardest word. It's sad, so sad It's a sad, sad situation. And it's getting more and more absurd. It's sad, so sad Why can't we talk it over? Oh it seems to me That sorry seems to be the hardest word. What do I do to make you want me? What I got to do to be heard? What do I say when it's all over? Sorry seems to be the hardest word. It's sad, so sad It's a sad, sad situation....http://www.englishforums.com/English/ReginaSpaktor/dvjlx/post.htm#273280Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:13:54 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:273280eargasmsHave a look here , you should find plenty about her . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regina_Spektorhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/SomeJokesImWorkingOn/dvzqg/post.htm#273277Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:06:30 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:273277eargasmsI'm with Orior on this one, the whole point of a joke is that it should be funny, yours reminded me of something....................................... Toothache !!!! Don't give up the day job !!http://www.englishforums.com/English/10WordsFrom1/ddkpg/post.htm#268548Sun, 17 Sep 2006 21:00:17 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:268548eargasmsHi All 6 letter word is Spared......... Spa,Spar,Spare,Pa,Par,Pare,Pared,Are,Re and Red There is also a 7 letter word......... Therein The,There,He,In,Rein,Her,Here,Ere,Therein and Hereinhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/EnglishIsSoHardToLearn/dcnpr/post.htmSat, 09 Sep 2006 00:01:15 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:264401eargasmsApologies if this has been posted before.......... Why ? is English so hard to learn? (author/s unknown) 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) I did not object to the object. 9) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 10) They were too close to the door to close it. 11) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 12) How can I intimate this to my...http://www.englishforums.com/English/NameOfScrewHole/dbgzx/post.htm#260335Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:20:33 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:260335eargasmsHi A countersunk hole is the same hole but chamfered at 45 degrees usually to give a screw a " flush" finish. The type of hole i think you mean is called a "keyhole slot" it is usually done on a router ,and apart from keyholes it is also used on many hanging products, the shelf in the link below can be fitted with no unsightly screws on view using the keyhole slot ( bottom picture for a close up). http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thesawdustman.com/images/3ftcrownback.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thesawdustman.com/4ftshelf.htm&h=240&w=320&sz=12&hl=en&start=34&tbnid=rEGoUP4XEtPr9M:&tbnh=84&tbnw=113&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkeyhole%2Bslot%26start%3D18%http://www.englishforums.com/English/456/dbxzd/post.htm#259679Sat, 26 Aug 2006 23:42:16 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:259679eargasmsGosh these are so bad............. they're good !!! 4 Camelflage ( groan.....) 5 Howloween 6 Antibioticshttp://www.englishforums.com/English/SongsILearnedAtSchool/dbdqz/post.htm#258037Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:37:39 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:258037eargasmsThe first one is called ..... How can a red cow give white milk? How can a red cow give white milk When it only eats green grass? That's the burning question. Let's have your suggestion. I don't know, You don't know, We can't let it pass - How can a red cow give white milk When it only eats green grass?http://www.englishforums.com/English/SongsILearnedAtSchool/dbdqz/post.htm#258029Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:11:09 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:258029eargasmsHi KickingCat The second one is called " This is the way" and has many many versus. This Is The Way This is the way we wash our hands, Wash our hands, wash our hands. This is the way we wash our hands So early in the morning. substitute: ....Brush our teeth ...Comb our hair ...Give a hug etc.http://www.englishforums.com/English/WhoLikesJames223Lunt/drdgv/post.htm#258026Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:40:13 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:258026eargasms" Who likes James Blunt" err probably just his mum!http://www.englishforums.com/English/90AdvantagesOfBeingAMale/3/cbcrr/Post.htm#258025Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:34:25 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:258025eargasmsOk i'm not female, but i thought i would even it up a bit Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you...http://www.englishforums.com/English/MonsterInAVillage/drhwm/post.htm#253861Tue, 08 Aug 2006 23:44:55 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:253861eargasmsVille......... That is sooooooo bad.................. Nearly as bad as the Mary Poppins film lol !!!http://www.englishforums.com/English/AnswerIfYouCan/drjbw/post.htm#253200Sun, 06 Aug 2006 22:34:55 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:253200eargasmsHi Dj "How do you get out?" the same way you got in of course ( i know that's not right) You have me stumped on this one! ........ although i have heard something very similar ,only there was a table in the room as well. The answer to that was rather annoyingly........ You look in the mirror you see what you "saw", you "saw" the table in half, two halves make a "hole", you climb out of the hole and escape?http://www.englishforums.com/English/FavouriteTongueTwisters/drbgq/post.htm#251009Mon, 31 Jul 2006 23:50:42 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:251009eargasmsHere's a few.......... Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott -- but Nott. What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut? A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed. A bloke's back bike brake block broke. Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I...http://www.englishforums.com/English/IsThisPuzzleSolvable/cqwgn/post.htm#248523Mon, 24 Jul 2006 19:30:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:248523eargasmsOk i have been doing a bit of research on this, and apparantly it cannot be done, unless the graph or drawing is 3 dimensional. Have a look at the link below, this explains it better. http://www.cut-the-knot.org/do_you_know/3Utilities.shtmlhttp://www.englishforums.com/English/IsThisPuzzleSolvable/cqwgn/post.htm#248152Sun, 23 Jul 2006 16:17:44 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:248152eargasmsYes the puzzle is solveable, have a look here.......... http://puzzles.nigelcoldwell.co.uk/twentysix.htm Ear.http://www.englishforums.com/English/CanYouSolveThis/cqzgm/post.htm#247478Fri, 21 Jul 2006 00:15:38 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:247478eargasms4 Seasons in a Year 26 Miles in a Marathon 26 Letters on a Typewriter 6 Zeros in a Million 50 Stars on the American Flag. 1 Flagon in the Gallon ? ( sorry best i can come up with) lol.http://www.englishforums.com/English/ZinedineZidane/5/cpmwg/Post.htm#245937Sat, 15 Jul 2006 23:39:20 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:245937eargasmsI guess your interpretation of the Zidane event depends where you live !!!! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/13/zidane_headbutt_outrage/http://www.englishforums.com/English/StupidQuestions/cqrdl/post.htmFri, 14 Jul 2006 23:53:19 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:245712eargasmsThese made me laugh !! As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest... 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a ***? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do...http://www.englishforums.com/English/TryToSolveThese/cmzwc/post.htm#227892Mon, 22 May 2006 21:34:34 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:227892eargasmsNo3 The horse is tied to a 15ft rope at one end , but the other end of the rope is not tied to anything!http://www.englishforums.com/English/SolveThisRiddle/clhlv/post.htm#223728Mon, 08 May 2006 23:38:21 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:223728eargasmsApparantly the riddles are to do with the space game EVE and the answers are ( from 1 to 11) N,T,1,5,Q,0,P,3,N,Q,3 1) N - HED-GP - Famous system that always camped with people ready to kill you (fill your body with lead). Bad palce to travel. 2) T - Nonni - 22 stations, popular trade system. scananble from the 4th station (mysterious 4) This one was pretty difficult. Nonni has the most systems out of any system in the game tho, hence where the 22 came from. 3) 1 - Mara - M0o's famous gatecamps. Broke up by the DEVs. Many things tweaked (stay cloaked when jumping etc). 4) 5 - crielere - Gallente + caldari were friends - built t2 (t2 mining laser event). Now they are enemies, forever. Kind of difficult. But the t2 event was quite...http://www.englishforums.com/English/CricketPuzzle/clcll/post.htm#221953Tue, 02 May 2006 23:39:05 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:221953eargasmsOk, I'm not the greatest cricket lover in the world but here goes. First i thought that the batsman hit a six,( but during the few seconds that it took to get there) the batsmen ran and having crossed the other batsman would face the last ball, and he could hit a six to give them a 100 each but i guess that is too simple. So , Fielders occasionally wear helmets when close fielding, when not is use they often place them on the ground behind the wicketkeeper.If the ball touches the helmet then 5 runs are awarded to the batting side. So if the next to last ball batsman takes a single and the ball touches the helmet on the floor then he would be awarded another 5 runs to give him 100, then the last ball is hit for 6 by the other...http://www.englishforums.com/English/FourRiddlesForYou/cjxkr/post.htm#215569Fri, 14 Apr 2006 23:28:22 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:215569eargasms1 This is DAVID (Roman Numerals) 2 Not quite sure if this a riddle but the President in 1960 was Dwight D. Eisenhower 3 the letter " E" 4 Friday is the name of the horse he rode in on.http://www.englishforums.com/English/TryingToFindASong/chqjq/post.htm#209029Fri, 24 Mar 2006 00:53:48 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:209029eargasmsNot much to go on there, any chance you can remember any more lyrics ? 70's funk soul is my fave stuff.http://www.englishforums.com/English/IBetYouCantSayItFast/cwbgp/post.htm#207356Sat, 18 Mar 2006 19:19:38 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:207356eargasmsI bet you can't say it fast! That's easy "it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it ..............." how fast do you want me to say it ?http://www.englishforums.com/English/ScottishJokes/5/gpw/Post.htm#204446Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:35:01 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:204446eargasmsA scotsman leaves the pub a little worse for wear with a bottle of Whisky in his trouser pocket. He slips on a patch of ice and falls flat on his back. His leg is soaking wet and says " Oh my God, i hope that's blood"http://www.englishforums.com/English/TextTwistHelp/cvngd/post.htm#204441Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:26:22 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:204441eargasmsHi Abbywood If it's a 7 letter word lardhay, then it could be HALYARD which means........ A rope for raising or lowering a sail or flag on a ship.http://www.englishforums.com/English/TechnicalSupportHelp/cgqgq/post.htmMon, 27 Feb 2006 00:17:55 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:201262eargasmsRequest for Technical Support Dear Sir, Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinkingmates 4.2, which I had used for years without problems. However, there are actually conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to attempt running Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Ladsnightout 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system forcing me to shutdown completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time only to...http://www.englishforums.com/English/HelpTide/7/bwvbq/Post.htm#200763Sat, 25 Feb 2006 14:36:25 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:200763eargasmsLevel 16 The clue is Characters on the left and a map on the right , which gives Character Map. So if you click Start / Run and type charmap.exe and press enter on your computer, this will bring up the character map. Now also on the clue are the co-ordinates 013,071 so on the character map just count 13 across and 71 up from the bottom ( that is with the standard ariel font ) it will take you to a symbol which is the Hyphen-minus. Now just type " -" into the clue box and hey presto ! level 17http://www.englishforums.com/English/HellOrHeaven/cgnnw/post.htm#200619Fri, 24 Feb 2006 22:27:31 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:200619eargasmsIt doesn't matter which is the liar. Just ask either one " which would the other say is Hell ?" Since the truth-sayer would point to hell, the liar will say the truth-sayer would point to heaven, thus pointing to heaven. Since the liar would point to heaven, the truth-sayer will point to heaven. So no matter which you ask, they will point you to heaven.http://www.englishforums.com/English/PleaseHelpMeFindThisSong/cglhj/post.htm#199929Wed, 22 Feb 2006 23:29:25 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:199929eargasmsHi there I think the song is called " Sewn" by The Feeling. Here are the lyrics. THE FEELING - SEWN Give me the song and ill sing it like I mean it Give me the words and ill say them like I mean it Cos you got my heart in a headlock You stopped the blood and made my head soft And god knows You got me sewn Nah nah nah etc. Danny boy, don’t be afraid, to shake that ass, and misbehave Danny boy, I now you got time, but what are you waiting for, Anyway the dust may just blow away, if you wait for a windy day But you may find the chance has past you by; I cant do the way I cant do the talk I cant be your friend Unless I pretend So give me the song and ill sing it like I mean it So give me the words and ill say them like I...http://www.englishforums.com/English/HelpMeSolveThesePlease/czckg/post.htm#192375Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:46:02 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:192375eargasmsDivide nine into two equal parts, which, added together, make ten Ok now i'm really clutching at straws with this one ! Take the word NINE you will see it is made up of 11 straight lines (3 in N, 1in I, 3 in N and 4 in E ) Take the two digits 11 and cross them over to split them into two equal parts to give " X " which equals 10 in roman numerals. lol !! (Well i always did have a vivid imagination)http://www.englishforums.com/English/HelpMeSolveThesePlease/czckg/post.htm#192372Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:34:14 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:192372eargasmsWhen did London begin with an L and end with an E? In the 1950's London was thick with smog ( a mixture of smoke and fog) and it killed around 12,000 people in 1952. During this time London became known as "The Smoke" so i guess that would end in "E" lol! Ok i'm probably wrong, but it's the best i can come up with!http://www.englishforums.com/English/HelpMeSolveThesePlease/czckg/post.htm#192365Fri, 03 Feb 2006 21:40:54 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:192365eargasmsThe letter in question is the letter "O". (or nothing) The man had nothing to write. The blind could read nothing. The person who was dumb could repeat nothing. The deaf man listened and heard nothing.http://www.englishforums.com/English/EmbarrasingTrainJourney/czbvm/post.htmThu, 02 Feb 2006 21:28:19 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:191976eargasmsA man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly; he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.!http://www.englishforums.com/English/DoYouSmokeCigarettes/3/cvmmq/Post.htm#191954Thu, 02 Feb 2006 20:37:01 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:191954eargasmsOooooopppppppssssss, sorry for the link to the rather unsavoury website ( porn ads) no offense meant i just thought the smoking video was rather funny. But then i guess i always did have a strange sense of humour!http://www.englishforums.com/English/DoYouSmokeCigarettes/2/cvmmq/Post.htm#191217Tue, 31 Jan 2006 23:01:28 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:191217eargasmsTake it from me smoking kills !!!!! Click the link http://makeashorterlink.com/?U6E02587Chttp://www.englishforums.com/English/PopularSwedes/cvmlp/post.htm#191216Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:58:36 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:191216eargasmsI can assure you there is a swede over here ( England) running ( that's a laugh) our footy team that is'nt very popular at all Sven!!http://www.englishforums.com/English/WantAGiggle/cvpkp/post.htmTue, 31 Jan 2006 22:51:53 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:191214eargasmsPUNS 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything. 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,...http://www.englishforums.com/English/MathPuzzle/2/ccnlj/Post.htm#191171Tue, 31 Jan 2006 20:05:36 GMT946f00bb-57d3-4b7b-a9a2-059b5341af52:191171eargasmsHi all I did nothing magical here, at first i found it difficult to get my head round it ( and probably more difficult to explain here) but here goes. I looked at the last statement ( If it is not a multiple of 6 it is between 70 and 79.) So i assumed at first that it was a multiple of 6 and looked at the first statement 60-69. 66 is the only number that is a multiple of 6, but that is a multiple of 4 and 3 as well. As a multiple of 3 said it must be in the second group 50-59 ( which gave 51,54,57) i concluded that the number i was looking for had to be a multiple of 4 but not a multiple of 6 and also in the last group ( 70-79). So the only number between 70 and 79 that is a multiple of 4, but not a multiple of 6 is 76. ( Badly...