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Re: Is religion important when selecting wife or husband?

lionel in paris — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:54:32 GMT

Is religion important when selecting a wife or husband? No. However love is very important. Find true love and all other considerations become secondary. Lionel

Re: Nudism

lionel in paris — Sun, 07 May 2006 21:06:41 GMT

Hi Jhumjhum I'm very sorry if I thought that if these men take their clothes off they are nude.?????? As to sexuallity, you brought that into the post, not I. As to the rest................ Kumbha (Kumbha means pot) Mela is a sacred Hindu pilgrimage that takes place at the following four locations of India · Prayag (near the city of Allahabad, in the state of Uttar Pradesh) at the confluence of three rivers Ganga (Ganges), Yamuna and Saraswati · Haridwar (in the state of Uttar Pradesh) where the river Ganga enters the plains from Himalayas · Ujjain (in Madhya Pradesh), on the banks of Ksipra river, and · Nasik (in Maharashtra) on the banks of Godavari river. The pilgrimage occurs four times every twelve...

Re: Nudism

lionel in paris — Sat, 06 May 2006 07:08:01 GMT

Lionel In Paris wrote: Is it not true Salman that India and Pakistan have an estimated 4 to5 million Sadhus (holy men). A large proportion of these (the naga babas) wander around stark naked and the rest with just a string around their waist tied to their penis,. These Sadhus have been around for thousands of years, its part of your culture. One could say your country practically invented nudism. Lionel Naga babas at their three yearly convention.(In formal dress for the occasion) Maybe it's only the Indians who are lucky enough to have religious freedoms?...and the freedom to walk around stark naked. http://www.religioustolerance.org/rt_pakis.htm http://www.adolphus.nl/sadhus/ Note: Let's not forget the...

Re: Are men more intelligent than women

lionel in paris — Mon, 01 May 2006 23:46:31 GMT

Quote "If God made them equal in intelligence, the world would have been messed for long time ago.. " Salman. So it was God who made all the women dummies? All the thousands of women Scientists, doctors, teachers engineers ect. must have slipped though when God was on his tea break.!!!! Lionel

Re: Nudism

lionel in paris — Mon, 01 May 2006 22:59:08 GMT

Is it not true Salman that India and Pakistan have an estimated 4 to5 million Sadhus (holy men). A large proportion of these (the naga babas) wander around stark naked and the rest with just a string around their waist tied to their penis,. These Sadhus have been around for thousands of years, its part of your culture. One could say your country practically invented nudism. Or do you simply have 4 to 5 million psychos?. Not to mention your assertion that these men were born from unmarried couples!. Lionel

Re: Nudism

lionel in paris — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:52:21 GMT

How true salman, great piece of logic. And you can tell a good german from a bad german by the shape of his nose. Lionel

Re: have a bite to eat

lionel in paris — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 17:56:43 GMT

Quite simply..... have... something to eat Lionel

Re: Nudism

lionel in paris — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 17:28:13 GMT

Hi Sal man, I've not laughed so much in a long time.....Bit heavy though...... nudists are most probably bastards? Tell me do you still think witches should be burnt? Lionel

Killing babies

lionel in paris — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 17:18:16 GMT

In certain parts of the world it is accepted practise to kill a womans first born child if it should happen to be a girl. What do you think? Treat these people as murderers....or its OK to bribe the doctor to abort a healthy child.............................. Lionel

Re: sex before marriage , I'm not sure

lionel in paris — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 19:44:44 GMT

Anonymous wrote: but best of all is because that's the way God want's it to be.... take it from expierence... Don't you just love it- bring Gods' name into a debate just to add weight to your opinion! Thought we weren't supposed to use his name in vain? Anon. exactly which God are we referring too? There are quite a few trogging around this planet apparently! Where and when did he/she/it say all this? Experience?? he/she/it spoke to you??? No I'm not 'getting ' at you , it struck so funny at that point. Shame really, reasonable up to the God bit. Lionel

Re: Are we alone?

lionel in paris — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:00:33 GMT

Another theory...........Our 'visitors' may not be space travellers but TIME travellers!. Coming from our distant future (or distant past) would explain why they avoid contact, in that changing the past (our present) could change our future (their present) The fact that we have had 'sighting's' in the 1940's and then in the 1980's could simply be the same chap having a quick look at WW2 then whipping off to his present for a cup of tea , then popping back in the afternoon, forty years later, to see who won. Lionel

A Christmas Story.

lionel in paris — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:23:03 GMT

chemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />> > THE LOST CHRISTMAS EVE > > THE BEGINNING It was the night of Christmas Eve and somewhere on the other side of eternity (which is somewhere after today but before tomorrow) a tear of incredible sadness slowly welled up within the eye of a beautiful young lady. The sorrow within the tear was so great, that though it desperately wanted to stay with her to give whatever comfort it could, the weight of the pain it contained eventually caused it to fall. It fell through eternity, across countless galaxies, star systems and universes until it found itself entering the atmosphere of our own world. There, while falling through the clouds, it was slowed for a moment as it landed on...

Re: English Humour

lionel in paris — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 17:06:44 GMT

Another....................... Laws of the Natural Universe Law of Biomechanics : The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of Close Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of Coffee : As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets : The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location : No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become...

Re: Why does God cause destruction?

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:34:01 GMT

TeacherBrian wrote: MrPedantic wrote: TeacherBrian wrote: P.S. I have not read the whole thread because it is very long. If the writer has clarified the assumption inherent in the question, I should be grateful if someone would tell me where it is and I will take it from there,....perhaps! So...um...let me get this straight...If we take the trouble to read the thread for you, you'll oblige us with your opinions...perhaps? PupilP Yep!...maybe! Hi Brian, Don't call us .........we'll call you................maybe

English as it is 'spoken' today

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:31:08 GMT

Hi one and all, Have the sound on................. Listen to the words................... http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp Nona I have no doubt you will like this.......perhaps you've heard it already? Lionel

Bird Flu

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 04:33:33 GMT

Bird Flu Symptoms The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield. Lionel

Re: Dreams

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 04:00:15 GMT

Hi one and all I knew a man once who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmellow. When he woke up his pillow was gone Lionel

Re: Light Show

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:41:11 GMT

My very thoughts Nona Lionel

Re: How would you define "native speaker of english"?

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:18:46 GMT

Hi one and all I heard two natives yaking in the pub last night.................... Gawdon Bennet! His wife was a swinging door, a right horse and cart always takin' Andy Farly getting Al Caponed an' runnin' round rippin' Billy pipers offa yarmouths.He decided ter kill 'er,so 'e paid a mate a Dir'y Den terlead 'er up the daisy dancers 'nd bounce 'er off da horses hoof. The fishing rod thought dis was anchor spreadable an' smacked him in his corned beef; OK? Now you might not understand everything here but it is most definitely "native English". If you work real 'ard you could speak gooder English like wot I does Lionel

Re: Are we alone?

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:57:14 GMT

MrPedantic wrote: Even with millions of suns and billions of planets, there's no guarantee of simultaneity. Our various heydays may be millions of years apart. We may even be ahead of the pack. Then again, we may not recognize the other intelligent life forms. Maybe they're tiny, and inhabit worlds the size of a white blood cell. Maybe they're silicon-based, and take 30 years to blink. Maybe only parts of them exist in our cosmos. The tip of your ballpoint pen may be the extruded elbow of a Dråg. MrP Quite so Mr.P., but you haven't actually answered the question Lionel

Re: evolutıon???

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:45:19 GMT

TeacherBrian wrote: "Look! We have made self-replicating material, we have made life!"...but if they do, it will clearly prove that life actually needs a maker, thus defeating the contention that it all happens by chance and accident. Dear TeacherBrian, I think your logic is flawed my friend. Things can be "made" and those same things can happen by "chance and accident". We could "make" a forest fire with a box of matches or that same forest fire could be "made" by "chance and accident". A hot sun, some dry leaves, in the right circumstances you get spontaneous combustion. In the same way life ( or the start of it) does not "need a maker", it needs the right circumstances, then life will burst forth on its own...

Are we alone?

lionel in paris — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 00:38:55 GMT

Our sun is just one in a galaxy of a thousand billion suns. Our galaxy, known affectionally as the "Milky Way" is only one of one hundred billion galaxies that populate the universe. The number of planets in the universe runs into the trillions. Several cosmologists have estimated that one tenth of one percent of the stars are capable of having systems that could support life. Giving us the possiblity that the universe contains one billion inhabited worlds . What do you think? Are we totally alone in this vast universe or is it just a matter of time before we meet another intelligent life form. Lionel

Re: Babbage's Engine

lionel in paris — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:55:26 GMT

Hi Robin, 'C' is not my language of choice. Post your questions anyway. One of the advantages of a forum is that one is never alone, that which we do not know could be answered by others. Lionel

Light Show

lionel in paris — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:36:06 GMT

Hi one and all Check this out, what do you think? Have the sound on. http://members.cox.net/transam57/lights.wmv Lionel

Re: Please check one sentence

lionel in paris — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:09:12 GMT

Anonymous wrote: Hello everybody, I have a little problem with the sentence below. Where should " for the past three semesters " stand? I would have done it at the end of the sentence. Many thanks in advance!! ... I am a twenty- four year old student at the Technical University in AAA. I have been enrolled for the past three semesters in a new program of study which combines aspects of business and engineering called "AAA".... Lionel

Merry Christmas

lionel in paris — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:30:09 GMT

Hi one and all, I say "Merry Christmas" The French say "Joyeux Noël" How do YOU say it? Lionel

Re: Have you even been on an exchange programme?

lionel in paris — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 19:32:41 GMT

Insider wrote: Lionel, I am applying for several student exchange programs, which I hope to be successful at least for one of them. Wish me good luck! (This is not actually only to Lionel. ) Thank you! Greeting from Paris to Azerbaijan Hi Insider I do indeed wish you the very best of luck in your search for an exchange program. When you are successful take along some cartoons from Rashid Sherif, that should get the ball rolling. Lionel

Re: it, it's and its'

lionel in paris — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 01:55:02 GMT

Hi there its his hers ours yours.....................are possessive pronouns and have no apostrophe, so your example is correct. Possession An apostrophe goes after the owner's name to show something belongs to him/her. If singular put the apostrophe at the end and add an "s"........... Lionel's dog If the word ends in an "s" already add the apostrophe and another "s"............ James's cat If plural and the word ends with an "s", add an apostrophe............ ladies' handbags If the plural does not end in "s" you still add an apostrophe +"s"........... men's hats Lionel

Re: How would you describe the perfect teacher?

lionel in paris — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:54:23 GMT

Someone who does my homework for me and then pays me for the time I spent waitng for him to finish Lionel

Re: need help

lionel in paris — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:43:33 GMT

T.E. Hulme-- Romanticism and Classicism Romanticism is spilt religion. Two views of Human nature: 1) Romanticism: Man, the individual, is an infinite resevoir of possibilities; and if you can so rearrange society by the destruction of oppressive order then these possibilities will have a chance and you will get progress. 2) Classicism: Man is an extraordinarily fixed and limited animal whose nature is absolutely constant. It is only by tradition and organization that anything decent can be got out of him. Man's primary need is not knowledge but action. Intellect and perception select out--from the Kantian "sensuous manifold"--for presentation only that which is necessary to be understood in order that it may be acted upon....

Re: Does love exist????

lionel in paris — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:32:28 GMT

Hi one and all, Let me tell you a story.................................. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "Get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " No, God loves me, he will grant me a miracle." Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the man tells him to get in again. He responds that God loves him and will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again , saying again that God loves him and will grant him a miracle. With the water at chin height, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to climb up. Mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down...

Re: Have you even been on an exchange programme?

lionel in paris — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 19:17:20 GMT

Hi there, I've never been on an exchange programme myself but I did organise one for my mother-in-law a couple of years back. I made a deal with the owner of a touring circus and got two cows in exchange for her. Two weeks later the circus owner 'phoned and said he wanted his cows back. I of course said no as the cows kept the back lawn very neatly trimmed and attracted fewer flies. The next day he 'phoned again to say she was coming back by train and I could keep the cows. There is a lesson to be learnt somewhere in this story, I'm just not sure where Lionel

Re: Very Important Questions!

lionel in paris — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 12:46:46 GMT

Hi DJ, Put "Breaker Morant" into Google and see what comes up. Lionel

Re: Which one is easier? Calculus or Elementary Apply Calculus?

lionel in paris — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:27:37 GMT

Lovin RainyDay wrote: lol i want the easier one because i want an easier A I'm sorry, I thought we went to school to learn things, to improve ourselves.... not to score points. I'll drop out here....good luck Lionel

Re: Which one is easier? Calculus or Elementary Apply Calculus?

lionel in paris — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 00:10:23 GMT

Lovin RainyDay wrote: anyone knows the difference bet. Calculus and Elementary Apply Calculus? which one is easier? i didnt decide my major yet, i'm still on the general study, so please help me to choose bet those two courses, i want the easy one lol Thanks!! Hi there Lovin Rainy Day, I don't know which one is easier but your right take the easy one. Easy courses result in lower qualifications; lower qualifications usually result in lower pay. Take the easy course and remain poor. Lionel P.S. I know you might not believe I am trying to help you. One day you might. In the meantime you could take the course that will help you be a better whatever it is you want to be. Aim for the stars and you might...

Re: "what you don't know cant hurt you"

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:50:09 GMT

Woodward wrote: What you don't know can't hurt you. So if you didn't know the bulldozer was coming towards (what?) at 100 miles per hour before it hit you, it means that it won't hurt you? As we don't know what the bulldozer was coming towards there is no guarantee it will hit you.As we know the statement 'What you don't know won't hurt you' to be true donk it missed you Lionel P.S. Sorry about that Woodward (washed my hands and I can't doa thig wid dem now) Sorry O.K. I'll get my coat

Re: Very Important Questions!

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:27:44 GMT

Dj Bueno wrote: Hey,I didn't know that Woodward is a productor,or a director? Or are u talkin about somebody else? Hi Dj I think he's trying to keep it quiet, but he's very well known and highly respected. It doesn't surprise me that he has said nothing always very modest. Lionel

Re: Very Important Questions!

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:06:18 GMT

O.K. then............................. 20) Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? 21) Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? 22) Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? 23) Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? 24) Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Thats it can't think any more Lionel

Re: Very Important Questions!

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 22:40:58 GMT

Hi Woodward Great.....;Fantantastic answers.....10 out of 10 (ou 19 sur 19) What pills are you on?......I want some Lionel P.S. Just love your acting too, I've seen all your films "Callan" "The Equalizer" "Breaker Morant"

Re: Very Important Questions!

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 22:05:25 GMT

Dj Bueno wrote: Lionel In Paris wrote: So why do we cally u Lionel, not Kate? Why is this website's name is englishforums not englishmania? Why are we tryin to answer this questions instead of listening to music or sipping a hot chocolate watchin the snowballs through the pink window frame? Hi DJ, Let me think 1) Because my name is Lionel and my 3year old daughter would beat your kneecaps into plup if you did

Re: Nudism

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 21:43:14 GMT

Hi everyone, I believe semi-nudity (wearing swim suits only) should be made compulsory in certain places. Like all passengers boarding bus's in Israel Lionel

Re: "what you don't know cant hurt you"

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 20:39:15 GMT

Pieanne wrote: Oh yes. A four-legged guide dog for a six-handed blind (we could have the dog for free) monkey - on a cart? A horse drawn cart naturally Lionel

Re: Class Debate (Help me)

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 18:54:02 GMT

Here in Paris teenagers leave tons of rubbish on the streets each night.Thats about 500 cars every 24 hours The government say they are polluting Paris, they say they are cleaning up the atmosphere. Lionel

Re: help

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 18:41:25 GMT

Try Google.com Lionel

Re: "what you don't know cant hurt you"

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 18:38:19 GMT

Pieanne wrote: You mean 3 x a monkey with 6 hands? How many legs for the dog? We would only need one monkey and the dog would need four legs of course (or else it would keep falling over) , a handbrake on the dog might come in handy Lionel

Very Important Questions!

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 17:20:50 GMT

Hi One and all, If you're not confused now, you will be. Answer as many questions as you can, just for fun. 1) How long is a piece of string? 2) Who Said an Orange should be called an Orange , and not a Window? 3) What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it? 4) Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? 5) Are there any Bi-polar bears? 6) Are Nobel Gases Knighted? 7) Who Cares for the Care Bears? 8) Is duck tape made out of ducks? 9) Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day? 10) Why get even, when you can get odd? 11) Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape? 12) Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot? 13) Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 14) Why is...

Re: "what you don't know cant hurt you"

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 17:08:13 GMT

Very true pieanne, except we would need a monkey with six hands , not to mention a guide dog Lionel

Re: How would you describe the perfect teacher?

lionel in paris — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 17:03:18 GMT

Hi Mr. P, I don't think Microsoft will be on to this any time soon, so your thoughts of early forced retirement can be shelved. Lionel