1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They
>Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>A Stick

8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>Subordinate Clauses.

9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>Frostbite.

10. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>A Nervous Wreck.

11. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>Anyone Can Roast Beef.

12. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>Right Where You Left Him.

13. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>Because They Have Big Fingers.
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LOL! They are simple and funny. Emotion: wink
I llike them!
14. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
>"Is that you, mommy?"

15. What do prisoners use to call each other?
>Cell phones.

16. What do you get from a pampered cow?
>Spoiled milk.

17. Where do polar bears vote?
>The North Pole.

18. What dog keeps the best time?
>A watch dog.

19. What did the water say to the boat?
>Nothing, it just waved.

20. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
>They don't have the guts.

21. What goes up when the rain comes down?
>An umbrella.

22. What dissappears when you stand up?
>Your lap.

23. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
>A doctopus!

24. Which month do soldiers hate most?
>The Month of March!!

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These are really great. Thanks.
Even though I didn't understand all of them, I must say these were so funny Emotion: big smile
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway!!
i´m sorry to say this... but that was so lame.... bad jokes
yes its very funny......................
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