1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
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You may be on to something rahul....
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are you saying that guys are dumb?

Five reasons why computers are female:

  1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

  3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

  4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

  5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

This is very funny. Emotion: wink

There are 4 reasons why computers are male. On the other hand there are 5 reasons why computers are female.

Eh.... I always thought my computer was male(I called it Mr. PC), but now.... um.... uh.... probably it's she!! Emotion: wink
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You too have noticed it Candy? Computers are definetely....Female. Hitchhiker couldn't be more right....and this is no joke.

this is really funny
Hi Roooose,
I'd rather go like: "hahahahaaaaaaa this is soooo true"Emotion: big smile
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