A Bear Joke!


An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.

"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.


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No matter the experience, some people continue to be stupid their entirely life.

I've tried other word than stupid, but I couldn't figure it out. In fact I meant someone who is always telling advantages about himself/herself.

The worst is that person believe in that, like if was the truth.

Matress good one dear friend:) cheers;)
MatressThe worst is that person believe in that, like if was the truth.

good catch, matress.in adittion to this, i'd like to say that we say the worst lies to noone but ourselves and worst of all we even believe in them because we desires them and it makes us happy to live in such lies .i get dazed when i think why but this is mankind's psychology has lasted since the creation of mankind

anyway,the story was really great.thnx matress

cheers.
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Funny, but it sounds a lot better like this:



An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted.

"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant,
and having my child! What do you think about that?exactly"."

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was a crazy old man, and loved to pretend. One day he went off to the woods and saw a bear. He pointed his fingers at the bear, and said 'bam, bam' and the bear dropped dead. What do you think about that?


The man replied "I think someone else would have put a few rounds into that bear". The doctor replied: "My point exactly."