Don't worry, just wait some decades.
Yah! it's a good joke. Do you have more trick?
That happens something like treble a minute here! The only difference is that mine reads 'Windows XP' instead of 'Windows 95'. :lol:

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Once an antivirus programme showed me this as a check result:
One virus has been found.
Name: MS Windows.

and the problem i came across once upon a time.

Keyboard not plugged

"Windows 95 was unable to detect your keyboard. Press F1 to retry or F2 to abort."

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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