this is my first topic, i´m starting to learn english, so be nice with me please Emotion: big smile anyway this are translations from another language
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a lady ask to the shoes seller.
did you have crocodile shoes?
and the seller answer:
that's depend lady, what number wear your crocodile
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why the angels laugh so much?
because the grace of god
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GUY: Doctor, doctor, i have a metal testicle and other of wood
DR: did you have sons?
GUY: Yes, Robocop and pinocchio

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Cristovalthis is my first topic, i´m starting I have started to learn english, so be nice with me please Emotion: big smile anywaythis these are translations from another language
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a lady asked to the shoes seller.
did Do you have crocodile shoes?
and the seller answered:
that's depend lady, what number wear does your crocodile wear?
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why the angels laugh so much?
because of the grace of god
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GUY: Doctor, doctor, i have a metal testicle and other of wood
DR: did you have sons?
GUY: Yes, Robocop and pinocchio
Hi Cristoval Emotion: smile
Wellcome to the EnglishForward
Thank you for the jokes, I hope my correction is useful for you somewhat...
If there is any mistake, somebody please correct them again. Emotion: smile

Thank you for the correction, i did not realized
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Very funny indeed Cristoval Emotion: big smile ...welcome to the EF!
Hi
First, welcome to the forum.
I like them too, especially the first one.