> > > > > K-"Who's calling?"

> > > > > W-"Watt."

> > > > > K-"What is your name, please?"

> > > > > W-"Watt's my name."

> > > > > K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"

> > > > > W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

> > > > >

> > > > > A long pause, and then from Watt,

> > > > >

> > > > > W-"Is this James Brown?"

> > > > > K-"No, this is Knott."

> > > > > W-"Please tell me your name."

> > > > > K-"Will Knott."

> > > > >

> > > > > W-Why not?

> > > > > K-Huh? What do you mean why not?

> > > > > W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?

> > > > > K-But I told you my name!

> > > > > W-Didn't you say you will not?

> > > > > K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!

> > > > > W-That's what I mean.

> > > > > K-So you know my name.

> > > > > W-Of course not!

> > > > > K-Good. So now, what is yours?

> > > > > W-Watt. Yours?

> > > > > K-Your name!

> > > > > W-Watt's my name.

> > > > > K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!

> > > > > W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my

> > > > > name and you have not even told me yours yet.

> > > > > K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told

> > > > > you my name so many times and it is you who have

> > > > > not told me yours yet.

> > > > > W-Of course not!

> > > > > K-See, you even know my name!

> > > > > W-Of course not!

> > > > > K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?

> > > > > W-Because I don't.

> > > > >

> > > > > [Pause]

> > > > >

> > > > > K-What is your name?

> > > > > W-See, you know my name!

> > > > > K-Of course not!

> > > > > W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?

> > > > > K-To find out your name!

> > > > > W-But you already know it!

> > > > > K-What?

> > > > > W-See, and you know mine!

> > > > > K-Of course not!

> > > > > W-Exactly!

> > > > >

> > > > > K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name

> > > > > is, what will be your answer?

> > > > > W-Watt's my name.

> > > > > K-No, no, give me only one word.

> > > > > W-Watt

> > > > > K-Your name!

> > > > > W-Right!

> > > > >

> > > > > [pause before it hits him]

> > > > >

> > > > > K-Oh, Wright!

> > > > > W-Yeah!

> > > > > K-So why didn't you say it before?

> > > > > W-I told you so many times!

> > > > > K-You never said Wright before

> > > > > W-Of course I did.

> > > > > K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?

> > > > > W-I do not.

> > > > > K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.

> > > > > W-I do not!

> > > > > K-Good!

> > > > >

> > > > > [pause before it hits him]

> > > > >

> > > > > W-Oh, Guud!

> > > > > K-Good.

> > > > > W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?

> > > > > K-No, it's Knott!

> > > > > W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.

> > > > > K-Yes Wright.
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Watt and Knot
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