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don groves typed thusly:
Ida Goode-Johnson filted: I have a cartoon in my head ... sign just behind him reads "Premature Ejaculation Clinic: Coming Soon"..r

A new take on the old "walk this way" joke come this way.

There are currently BBC posters all over the country showing a young man and a couple of wenches in disheveled 18th century garb, with the legend "Casanova. Cometh soon."

David
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And I thought cunnilingus was an Irish airline until ...

The original was of course: "Accountancy was my life until I discovered Smirnoff."

While for many Smirnoff was their life until they discovered accountancy.
Did you hear about the extrovert accountant who stared at other people's shoes?

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Django Cat typed thusly:

For many years the tube bridge on the Piccadilly Line ... BENT'. A crooked copper? Relishing in his sexuality? I've oftenwondered.

This was occasionally referred to in a topical comedy at the time (something with Punt and Dennis, I think).

Comedy? With Punt and Dennis? I don't think so.
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Ida Goode-Johnson filted:

...and I thought Premature Ejaculation was the prime minister of Spain until ...

I have a cartoon in my head of someone who's just walked past a hospital and wears a bemused expression...the sign just behind him reads "Premature Ejaculation Clinic: Coming Soon"..r

Comicus: But I tell you, we Romans are rich, we've got a ton of gods. We got gods for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation - but I hear that that's coming quickly.
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Evan Kirshenbaum filted:
I have a cartoon in my head of someone who's ... sign just behind him reads "Premature Ejaculation Clinic: Coming Soon"..r

Comicus: But I tell you, we Romans are rich, we've got a ton of gods. We got gods for everything. ... god for is premature ejaculation - but I hear that that's coming quickly. History of the World, Part I

Okay, I'm anticipated again...how about this one?...

A couple, obviously tourists, standing before a statue of a man on his hands and knees and reading from a guidebook: "It says here that if there were a horse included it would mean he died of natural causes"..

Don't like that one?...moving along:
An entire airplane full of scaly monsters, some with horns, unusual numbers of eyes, tentacles, etc...and William Shatner on the wing peering in through a window..r
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don groves typed thusly:

There are currently BBC posters all over the country showing a young man and a couple of wenches in disheveled 18th century garb, with the legend "Casanova. Cometh soon."

I don't know who the one on the left is, but she's a serious traffic hazard...
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Django Cat typed thusly: This was occasionally referred to in a topical comedy at the time (something with Punt and Dennis, I think).

Comedy? With Punt and Dennis? I don't think so.

What? I can only guess that you don't listen to the steam wireless. You never heard The Mary Whitehouse Experience? Or The Now Show?

David
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