Hi All, and Everyone else also,

My name is Tyler and I need advice on a sentences ending.

The sentence has different intensions that I'm focusing towards, hidden meanings, grammatically perfect and at the same time not... (I know, you're confused already art you) but ultimately the sentences purpose is humour.

I have the full sentence already, I just need a brain that knows grammar a lot more than I do.

Anybody fancy a quick challenge?


Nothing' better than the bard.

“You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”


"Fart" is a pretty good word to end a humorous sentence with. Just ask Chaucer.

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