Can't fly if you're Gay

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An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight
with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came
and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do
an empty seat.

Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule with the USAir
employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you have
to surrender it. So when the flight became completely full and still
more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of

Mr. Gay and said to the man now sitting there, Excuse me, are you Gay?

The man, somewhat stunned, said, Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am!

The flight attendent said, I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off
the plane.

At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this, jumped up and -
said, Excuse me, you've made a mistake -- I'm Gay!

Finally, another man jumped up and said, Well, hell, I'm gay too! They
can't throw us all off!
A nice joke, and I really liked it.Emotion: smile
Emotion: big smile Matress, please keep on posting ..........Emotion: big smile