Don't Marry a Computer, Software or a Web Engineer.[H]

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found . . .
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters . . .
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus.

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Emotion: crying
i'm computer engineer and still single Emotion: crying Emotion: crying
Dont worry Hulya. as a computer engineer I havent married yet either. You are not the only one Emotion: smile

about the joke,as a matter of fact it is true to some extent.after entangling variables,errors and debugs , a computer engineer starts to look life in a different way. Sometimes even it becomes feasible to dream how to make the things around you with a computer programme.(actually i incur that sometimes Emotion: big smile)meanwhile,what has it relevance with photo?
Students: Are you brave enough to let our tutors analyse your pronunciation?
from which university?
And which city you live in now? Emotion: smile
ist bosphorus

and what about you? maybe we are in the same school and we dont know Emotion: smile
I am not a big fan jokes, but I enjoyed this joke very much. However, I wonder what would happen if both husband and wife are software experts.Emotion: smile
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completely disastrous Emotion: smile
Bosphorus University wooov Emotion: smile You must be very clever Emotion: wink
But i graduated from Karadeniz Technical University in 2003.I think you are student, aren't you?
Unfortunately, the answer is yes. Still studyingEmotion: geeked I wish I would be making holiday instead of cramming.[H]
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