Some of these are pretty funny. They’re mistakes from new English language students
(from: www.InnocentEnglish.com)

From a Student’s Christmas Card:

May You Be Full of it
This Peaceful Holiday Season!

Health:

It is dangerous to smoke while
you are becoming pregnant.

* * * * *

Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!

Parents:

I always ate lunch at school.
But every day my mother made me suffer.

* * * * *

My bed has three blankets
and a large guilt my parents gave me.

* * * * *

My father met us at the airport
and gave me a big hog.
Then he hogged my wife.

Renting:

How many people live in your apartment building?
I don't know for sure, but I have wild gas.

* * * * *

You can't sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That's what most
of my friends do when they visit.

Weddings:

I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

* * * * *

The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.

* * * * *

He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.

Sports:

When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.

* * * * *

Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?

* * * * *

It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.

A Recipe:

-First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil.
-Put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink
until the morning.
-Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
-Next, add a little Buddha and mix it all up.
-When you are finished cooking, find a suitable bowel
and eat it with chopsticks.

courtesy of www.InnocentEnglish.com
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Pretty funny! Emotion: smile
LOL ..
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ROTFLOL Emotion: big smile
It is dangerous to smoke while becoming pregnant!!!! pretty funny
Readers, here goes one for all the fun....english gaffes

A candidate's application :

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist

and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past

several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.
Students: Are you brave enough to let our tutors analyse your pronunciation?
Actual letter written for application of leave :

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband

at home I may be granted leave".
really funny Emotion: rolleyes
Yes, you get it; that was funny.Emotion: embarrassed
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