Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Moscow Hotel near Orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in the tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own a s s?

A laundry in Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Rome Doctor's Office: Specialist in women and other diseases.

Swiss Restaurant Menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Bangkok Dry Cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.

Rhodes Tailor Shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we well execute customers in strict rotation.

Bucharest Hotel: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.

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Eheh. Nice ones Lanny. Emotion: big smile

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Hi Ruslana,

We have a previous thread which have some more (including some of the lovely ones you've posted).Emotion: smile
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Oops, didn't notice... Emotion: embarrassedEmotion: smile
RuslanaOops, didn't notice... Emotion: embarrassedEmotion: smile
Don't lie! Admit that you stole them! Emotion: big smile

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YoHf
RuslanaOops, didn't notice... Emotion: embarrassedEmotion: smile
Don't lie! Admit that you stole them! Emotion: big smile

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(Naw), Ruslana is too sweet to do that! Emotion: smile

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Haha, thanks, Benita.
YoHfDon't lie! Admit that you stole them! Emotion: big smile
YoHf, you're coming to an offtopic. Emotion: stick out tongueEmotion: stick out tongue
Nah. Mine was just yet another inscription, which I found in a burglars' shop. Emotion: big smile

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YoHfNah. Mine was just yet another inscription, which I found in a burglars' shop. Emotion: big smile

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Emotion: big smile What in the world were you doing there, YoHf?
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