Shindig - the dent you leave when you walk into a piece of furniture
Very funny, but let's put this in a more appropriate forum, shall we?
I am new to the site and I was not sure of the proper location.
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'twas still funny my good man. Fear not
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

PS:Oops, is there another place judged as more appropriate to post these??
Nope, Rosetta-- I had already moved the thread, so it is in the right place: Words, Puns, Jokes, Etc Forum.

PS: I like the cannibal joke.
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SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
Marriage:

A 3-ring circus:

Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
RosettaCHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Really? Here we eat ducks and quails, too, as well as their eggs.
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