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Man's voice: Jonathan, it's Jim Alexander over at the bank.
Look, I'm gonna be straight with you. I'm afraid we're gonna have to turn down your loan.

Jonathan: Hello, Jim? Yeah, listen to me. I have done nothing but give back (Help?)

to this community, and all anyone has ever done for me is screw me over. (not helped him?)

So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna come down there to that bank and you
are gonna have to turn down my loan right to my face. That way, I can see whether you still
have a pair (balls?) or whether your wife keeps them in a drawer too! (has invested them in the bank?)
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MadhulkMan's voice: Jonathan, it's Jim Alexander over at the bank.

Look, I'm gonna be straight with you. I'm afraid we're gonna have to turn down your loan.

Jonathan: Hello, Jim? Yeah, listen to me. I have done nothing but give back (Help?) Yes, do good works for the community.

to this community, and all anyone has ever done for me is screw me over. (not helped him?) Worse, been cheated.

So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna come down there to that bank and you

are gonna have to turn down my loan right to my face. That way, I can see whether you still

have a pair (balls?) Yes, meaning courage. or whether your wife keeps them in a drawer too! (has invested them in the bank?) The idea of this (the wife keeping his balls in a drawer) is that his wife controls him, and requires him to be docile.

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Thanks, Vorpar!