I got these jokes surfing the internet and I would like to share these with my forum friends...

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the
best?

She answers: My husband's cheque book..

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes
an annual free trip around the Sun..

Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep !

Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our
friends

Children in backseats cause accidents;Accidents in
backseats cause children!

A Policeman catches a guy who was crossing the
street at a wrong place and shouts Why are you crossing here?
Can't you see a zebra crossing there? The guy replies ,"Let the zebra
cross. What can I do?"

Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front
of board which said FINE FOR PARKING

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,the judge
began, you've been brought here for drinking.. Great,the drunk
exclaimed. When do we get started?

Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I
can read my handwriting..

More on my next post...

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Those jokes are very much to the point, thanks :-) One I've also posted on my homepage a while ago but still like:

A duck walks into a bakery and asks the baker "Have you got any beer?"

"Sorry," says the baker, "it's a bakery, we've only got bread"

"OK," says the duck and leaves.

Five minutes later the duck walks back in and asks the baker "Have you got any beer?"

"Er..., no" says the baker, "as I said, it's a bakery and we only sell bread"

"Right-o" says the duck and leaves.

After another five minutes the duck walks back in and asks the baker "Have you got any beer?"

"Look" snarls the baker, "This is a bakery. We only sell bread. Ask one more time and I'll nail your webbed feet to the door!"

"I was only asking" says the duck and leaves.

Another five minutes pass and the duck walks back in and asks the baker "Have you got any nails?"

"No," replies the baker.

"Right then, have you got any beer?"
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Thanks you...I'll post the next after some time because I'm busy with my tests...
TheChosenOne
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !

My favourite ones. Emotion: big smile

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TheChosenOne When a wife was asked: What book do you like the
best?

She answers: My husband's cheque book..

I guess that's the best book ever.Emotion: smile
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