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J. J. Lodder had it:
Does it include "Please fondle my bum."?

Nope. Cats don't have bums.

How do they smell?

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Carsten Kruse had it:=20

Apart from that: What's so fascinating about umlauts?=20 =20 (Even ... the =FC. But why is this fact usually considered funny?)

Perhaps because an umlaut makes it look like one's pen is leaking?...or the letter appears to have nipples?...
(I'm very good at these wild suppositions...I've been entertaining a notion that the 9/11 terrorists singled out the World Trade Center because the twin towers looked like a pair of upraised fingers, suggesting that the US was making a contemptuous gesture to the rest of the world)..
The umlaut is not funny in itself, but it indicates the accent with=20 which this sentence must be spoken. The ... "Please fondle my buttocks". I can find several sound files of this online, but oddly no copy of=20 the script.

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketch

Found by Googling "my hovercraft is full of eels", perhaps a more productive phrase than either of the above..r
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J. J. Lodder had it:

Nope. Cats don't have bums.

How do they smell?

(Courageously resisting temptation.) But they do, anyhow: consider the normal child's Pavlovian response to the sight of a slice of ham: "Yum, yum, pig's bum! Makes good chewing-gum!"
Mike.
(I'm very good at these wild suppositions...I've been entertaining a notion that the 9/11 terrorists singled out the World Trade ... a pair of upraised fingers, suggesting that the US was making a contemptuous gesture to the rest of the world)..

That and the World Trade Center's Zionist content. Basques are less discriminating, I hear, but they can't win elections either.
http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketch Found by Googling "my hovercraft is full of eels", perhaps a more productive phrase than either of the above..r

It contains the phrase "malice of forethought".
Go to it lads and lassies should be worth a coupla hunderd entries.
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Does it include "Please fondle my bum."?

Nope. Cats don't have bums.

Wait, wait, wait! Wait just a minute here!
Am I to understand that this "Catish" is supposed to be the language of cats, of Felis domesticus ?
Well, I am shocked. I had assumed it was a guide to proper behavio(u)r in a cathouse.
Such a dissapointment.
Well anyway, I'd best get out and rid my hovercraft of the eels, I suppose.
It's by JJ Cale. One of the grossly overrated Clapton's many covers of songs by finer musicians.
One of the grossly overrated Clapton's many covers of songs by finer musicians.

Indeed. But Clapton deserves some credit; he was one of several British men who helped popularize the beard, postwar.

Steny '08!
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Basques are less discriminating, I hear, but they can't win elections either.

Except in Nevada, wot?

Steny '08!
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