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Nope. Cats don't have bums.

Wait, wait, wait! Wait just a minute here! Am I to understand that this "Catish" is supposed to be the language of cats, of Felis domesticus ?

But of course. In international phonetic.
Well, I am shocked. I had assumed it was a guide to proper behavio(u)r in a cathouse. Such a dissapointment.

You wouldn't understand: "Come up and see my etchings"?

Jan
Basques are less discriminating, I hear, but they can't win elections either.

Except in Nevada, wot?

Havn't herd a decent sheep joke here since Brian left. Still haven't.
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} Havn't herd a decent sheep joke here since Brian left. Still haven't.

Border collie, Queensland blue heeler, cow, and ewe walked into a bar. Herd dogs both order bottled water, cow asks for a beer, and the sheep stays mum. Rancher walks over and strikes up a conversation with the dogs, saying he'd like to breed a talking cow with his prize bull. Dogs look at each other and ask for a thousand dollars (= BrE "euro"). Rancher agrees, pays up, waits for the cow to finish the beer, and leads her off. Bartender shakes his head and says they could have gotten twice that if they'd thrown in the sheep. Border collie shakes his head and says, "No, cow's barren, sheep's a ventriloquist, and we don't round our ewes."

R. J. Valentine
You see, they were the designated drivers.
One of the grossly overrated Clapton's many covers of songs by finer musicians.

Indeed. But Clapton deserves some credit; he was one of several British men who helped popularize the beard, postwar.

Not with me he didn't. He also gave an interview whose racist content led to the 'Rock against Racism' movement in the 1970s. So maybe he's responsible for me having seen the Clash, so he can't have been all bad...
Somewhere I've posted my 'going to the cinema with Eric Clapton in Guildford' story...
DC
}>> Basques are less discriminating, I hear, but they can't win elections }>> either. }> }>Except in Nevada, ... sheep. Border collie shakes his head and says, "No, cow's barren, sheep's a ventriloquist, and we don't round our ewes."

Thank you, RJ. Very good indeed. Now do it in Bavarian.

Areff can try Frog ( he euilles, but does not seem to understand macaronical stuff). But maybe that was just not wanting to displease Erk.
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(I'm very good at these wild suppositions...I've been entertaining a notion that the 9/11 terrorists singled out the World Trade ... a pair of upraised fingers, suggesting that the US was making a contemptuous gesture to the rest of the world)..

That gesture with that meaning is of course unknown cisPondianly, but I have seen proposals to build the replacement as five towers in a line, the center one double the height of the other four.
Aaron Davies
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