A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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Dirty gays...
hey why excatly?
The prisoner is a gay. I hate them but I've never seen one.
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why? is there not any homosexual in your country?!?! unbelievable.
omg you hate gays and you've never seen one??

i've got two gay friends which i hang out with a lot, they're very nice and not that over the top you always think gay people are.
shitty a#######s... We have the gays in Russia in the show-business! Boris Moiseev and Shura are pederasts and I hate their style to dress and to speak. Men shouldn't look like women.
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