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I think you've heard this before but..

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

No idea what the answer is..help please =/

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Update: Besides 'Time', 'God', 'Pressure' and 'Air':

The #1 solution is 'NO' or 'YES' (as anybody can 'guess' the riddle)

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actually their fur is clear... just looks white... their skin is black
For the last part about 'look at me and you'll pop'...on New Years people all over the world look at the time, and they POP the corks of champagne bottles. There is a reference to champagne in the riddle also. I think the best answer for this is time, although I am having difficulty associating it with the other hints. I do have a feeling that each HINT is associated with another hint somehow.
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Alright now, let's think about this. How many people found this thread because of myspace? Notice all the anonymous replies? Probably from all the people who saw a myspace bulletin with the "riddle" and decided to google it. Could anyone find it anywhere else? And what about the poem about time? Can anyone else find that "famous" poem anywhere? It probably makes more sense that someone made the poem, then the riddle. I'm sure most people on myspace have seen the bulletin with the actual riddle that says kids get it over Harvard grads, and I'm sure a good number of people saw it before myspace. Now if you're like me you probably think that whoever posted the actual one is retarded, because well, that one IS a famous riddle and I really expect most people to know it. Whether most people do or not is irrelevant. What if the person with the riddle thought the same thing I did and decided to mock everyone by making a fake riddle with fake statistics? It's one thing to post the riddle, but another to add the bogus statistic. I might agree with the people that boil it down to the actual question asked and say it's no, but not with the bogus statistic there.
So there's my opinion. I hope it makes some type of sense to somebody, but whatever.
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First of all, I'd like to state that a lot of you are morons.
I'm sorry if this offends any of you, but you should really READ EVERYTHING before you post a reply.

YES it has been pointed out a MILLION TIMES that kids can't come up with things like pressure, or atmospheric compounds.
It MUST be a simple answer if 84% of kindergarten children can guess the answer within 6 minutes (and yes, I know that the statistics could quite possibly be made up for the purpose of the riddle)
Think for a minute. Kindergarten children are generally aged 4-6 years old. They've only just started learning.

Sorry, I know this will disappoint a lot of you, but the answer isn't QUANTUM BIOMECHANICAL PARADIMETHYLAMINOBENZALDEHYDE PRESSURISATION.
Just think. If kindergarten kids can answer it, then it isn't that hard. But I still get the feeling someone will post after me with another new stroke of genius that yet again seems like way too complex of an answer for a young child to come up with.

Personally, I think the more probable answer is a negative reply, such as "No"

I know that when I was in kindergarten, it was hard enough to colour in between the lines, nevermind staying concentrated for long enough to figure out a riddle.
It's a bit of a long shot, but I was thinking it could be something to do with yours eyes, or eyesight, seeing as how most of the clues have to do with "looking"
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DUH! Its Chuck Norris.

I turn polar bears white- Polar bears are white to hide from Chuck Norris in the snow(in vain)
and I will make you cry.-Self-explanitory
I make guys have to pee- They pee themselves because they're so excited about Chuck Norris
and girls comb their hair.- They want to look good for Chuck Norris
I make celebrities look stupid- Everyone looks stupid next to Chuck Norris
and normal people look like celebrities.- As he makes celebrities look stupid, he makes regular people look stupid too, just like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown- They'll turn brown if they know what's good for them...
and make your champane bubble.- Chuck Norris invented carbonation.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.- you in the face
If you look at me, you'll pop.- Another self-explanitory answer.
Can you guess the riddle?

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The answer is chuck norris.

The polar bear is white, because it is always scared of chuck norris.
The mere thought of chuck norris makes any human cry.
The thought of chuck norris makes any man piss their pants.
After rough sex chuck norris makes girls hair so messy they must comb it.
Chuck Norris makes every celebrity look stupid because no one compares to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes everyone look like celebrities because everyone not killed by chuck norris is a celebrity.
Chuck Norris causes pancakes to look brown because pancakes shit their pants in the sight of chuck norris, wouldn't you?
Chuck Norris does not need a straw to blow champagne bubbles... obviously.
If you squeeze chuck norris, he will pop..... you in the head with a roundhouse kick.
If you look at chuck norris, you will pop. No human eyes have been set upon Chuck Norris. without the use of a television.

For the record, chuck norris answered this question in under 5 seconds, and he is in harvord and kindergarden at the same time.
The answer is chuck norris.

The polar bear is white, because it is always scared of chuck norris.
The mere thought of chuck norris makes any human cry.
The thought of chuck norris makes any man piss their pants.
After rough sex chuck norris makes girls hair so messy they must comb it.
Chuck Norris makes every celebrity look stupid because no one compares to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes everyone look like celebrities because everyone not killed by chuck norris is a celebrity.
Chuck Norris causes pancakes to look brown because pancakes shit their pants in the sight of chuck norris, wouldn't you?
Chuck Norris does not need a straw to blow champagne bubbles... obviously.
If you squeeze chuck norris, he will pop..... you in the head with a roundhouse kick.
If you look at chuck norris, you will pop. No human eyes have been set upon Chuck Norris. without the use of a television.

For the record, chuck norris answered this question in under 5 seconds, and he is in harvord and kindergarden at the same time.
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just for the record dust in a glass has nothing to do with what makes champagne bubble! Champagne is fermented where carbon dioxide is realeased... it's sealed during this process causing effervecense...
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