re: I Turn Polar Bears White? page 14

Can we accept the Chuck Norris answer,as the funniest and truthful,and finish here the game??

first of all, i thnk the answer is time .. if the answer was no i cant it would be such a pointless riddle... secondly, to be a harvard graduate is not rocket science...dont let the name intimidate you

TIME.

Has no one paid attention?

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
When we get to the final sequel



As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.





I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

chuck norris has been the only answer to fit every clue. And every kindergardener knows who chuck norris is... otherwise they'd be dead.

and time doesn't make pankcakes brown... heat does. you can't make a bunch of pancake batter sitting on the counter and watch it turn brown.

NylaCan we accept the Chuck Norris answer,as the funniest and truthful,and finish here the game??

It can be pressure too!

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.

Ok,so Chuck Norris,or pressure,can be the right answers,and you choose the one you like!

That works really well until you get to the pancakes part. Heat does create pressure, but the pressure from the heat does not turn it brown. It's a chemical reaction to the burning. And if we're to believe that harvard students couldn't get it, but kindergarden students can, I don't think the majority of them would say pressure, as many of them don't look at presesure and stress the way an older person does, especially under 6 minutes.

My best guess is that it's very simple, possibly not an actual answer.
It asks, "Can you guess the riddle" Of course I can guess what it is. That's what the people in this forum have been doing all day long.
So unless it asks if I can ANSWER the riddle, maybe the answer is not "no", but "yes."

Yes, I could guess at this riddle all day long.

The answer is obviously time...I'm guessing no one read the poem that was posted 38947 times.

Time does not turn polar bears white.
Time does not turn pancakes brown.
Time is certainly not the direct thing that makes girls comb their hair.

Just because you can loosely throw time into each equation doesn't make it right. Or I could just throw God into every one because He "Wills it so."