# re: I Turn Polar Bears White?page 23

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I think you've heard this before but..

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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## The #1 solution is 'NO' or 'YES' (as anybody can 'guess' the riddle)

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I know the feeling. I got this in an email the other day. I think its air or wind.. because wind blowing in your eyes will make you cry, cold air will make you want to pee and need to comb your hair. Wind can blow up a celebrity's skirt to make them look stupid and give a normal person wind-blown hair. Air makes champagne bubble, and balloons full of air, pop. I'm not sure how it ties in to the other ones, but thats my best guess.
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AnonymousI think you've heard this before but when I tried to search it, it wouldn't open sooo..

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Most kids get it because it ends with a question and the answer is "No" It never asks you "who am I?"
well according to my calculations, a polar bear in singapor just turned green so infact the first part of the riddle is false.
it's time and life
there is a poem like 2 messages ahead of me that explains it too but ultimately, due to time, polar bears go from yellowish in the summer to white in winter, u'll eventually cry, as time passes u hav to pee, and girls will loose a brush and so go to a comb, after some time, celebrities do stupid things, thus look stupid, and normal people do stupid things, so they are compared to celebrities, as time turns u'll hav food, so why not pancakes?, the whole water and wine thing is champane, but whose to say it isnt that cool bubbly water that makes ur drink bubble? the squeeze thing is more symbolic, where if you try to squeeze on to life, but in time we will pop or die, and the matter of time, for some, is too big of a concept to comprehend, thus we pop.
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TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
AnonymousAs time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

Some proof that this isn't a famous poem. You can't "loose" blush, you can lose it. It's spelled the same in them all. If it were actually a famous poem it would have been read over plenty of times before being published.
To the kid that wrote the poem and "riddle," learn to read over your work.
pressure?[:^)]
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This is an old one the answer is "the Weather"

I turn polar bears white (When the sun is up you can see that they are white)

I make guys have to pee ( well i hae to go when i get really cold due to the fact that as the temperature lowers the amount of urine per minute gathered increases by 25 to 50 percent)

and girls comb their hair (the heat causes split ends in the hair and makes it go up and be sticky etc theirfore you must brush it back down)

I make celebrities look stupid ( rain and wind)

and normal people look like celebrities ( ie the rain and wind again ie maralyn monroe with the wind blowing up her skirt when doing photo shoots you generally use the weather and different lighting to get the correct picture results)

i turn pancakes brown ( heat)

and make your champane bubble ( due to the results of correct temperature durring fermentation)

If you squeeze me, i'll pop ( when squeezing a fire the fire goes out due to lack of oxygen therefore the fire goes out when squeezing)

If you look at me, you'll pop ( fire extreme heat)

Hmm i'm probably wrong but i might not be, then again i'm a hardvard student so there's only a 3% chance of my success lol