In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I."

Student: I is the ...

Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I." Always put 'am' after "I."

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
hey Matress,

interesting joke Emotion: big smile

regards,
Teachers should never cut the students when they are not finished.[Y]
Students: Are you brave enough to let our tutors analyse your pronunciation?
This makes me think of my english teacher ;-)
adomi Teachers should never cut the students when they are not finished.[Y]
Except in math, where they failed to apply distributive properly or forgot to put a negative sign. Seriously, you don't want them to do a lot of lines for nothing.