A crook sneaks into a house.
He hears a voice that says "Jesus is watching you."
He looks around the corner, doesn't see anyone but hears the voice again, "Jesus is watching you."
He runs into the kitchen and sees a parrot saying "Jesus is watching you". The crook looks down and sees a rottweiler.

His dog tag says Jesus.
Hehe... Thxs Benita for the chuckle, a good one indeed.... I believe I had already heard a slightly different version of it a loooooong time ago. It rang a bell as I reached the punchline. Plz keep sending them jokes Emotion: wink
Emotion: big smile Thanks Waiti!
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The crook was not religious, but the dog was.