bug Eyes is talking to his friend, Mervin Mildew, over a few drinks in the bar.

“How did you get on with your date last bight?” asks Mervin.

“Ah!” groans Barry, “it was terrible. It was a tragic case of mistaken identity.”

“Really? Mistaken identity?” asks Mervin. “What do you mean?”

“Well,” explains Barry, “I took my date out to the most expensive restaurant in town. We went in and ordered a huge meal, but as soon as we started to eat, my date found a cockroach in her soup.”

“How ghastly!” exclaims Mervin. “What did she do?”

“She stood up,” says Barry and shouted: ‘Waiter! Remove this insect!’ – and he threw me out in the street!”
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Good one, Passionate_freak!

Here's a little wordplay I like -

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped! What could they do?

"Let us fly!" said the flea

"Let us flee!" said the fly

So they flew

Through a flaw

in the flue.

Cheers,

- Joy

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Pretty cool, both of them. Emotion: smile

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Glad you liked them, YoHf!

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He!he!he!
hey cool PF as i hope from u:)
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Hey thanks Ville,

here's another one :

Kowalski goes to fro the first time in his life and is very excited about seeing the city life and is very excited about seeing the city lights.

He checks into the famous Daffy Duck Hotel and before he retires to bed, he asks the clerk what time the meals are served.

“Well sir,” replies Regained, the clerk, “we serve breakfast from six to eleven, lunch from eleven to three, and dinner from three to eight.”

“My god!” exclaims Kowalski. “When the hell am I going to see the sights?”
Thanks YoHf,

thanks Joy, and Joy I really liked your post man.
TearsofjoyGlad you liked them, YoHf!

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YoHf is OK. However it's not me the Muffin King! Emotion: big smile

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