You love someone but marry someone else.

The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.

And the one you loved, becomes the password of your mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife is the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails too. But if the kidney fails, the liver manages with another kidney.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!



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"The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!"

This is the punch line
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine "Sex".
He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of
embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog
license, I told the clerk I would like a lic. for Sex. He said,
"I'd like one too" Then I said, But this is a dog. He said he
didn't care what she looked like. The I said, You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old. He winked and
said, You must have been quite a kid. When I got married and
went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel
clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and special room
for Sex. He said, You don't need a special room. As long as you
pay your bill we don't care what you do. I said, Look you don't
seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night. The clerk said,
funny, I have the same problem. One day I entered Sex in a
contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking
disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the
contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. But you don't
understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He said,
Now that cable is all over the place it's no big deal anymore. When
my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married. The
judge said, The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the
case, please. Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left
me. He said, me too. Last night Sex ran off again. I spent
hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and
asked, What are doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning:
I said, that I was looking for Sex. MY CASE COMES UP FRIDAY.

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In the dining room:

"Son, I dont want you to have sex under the table when we have guests."

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In the bedroom:

"Honey, I have spread fresh linen on the bed. I dont want to have sex on the bed."

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In the car:

"Sweetheart, you cannot have sex in the back seat. We don't want scratches in the new leather seats."

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In the store:

"Should we by a new leash for sex?"

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> "The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!"

Does it has something to do with Japanese?
No Avim, it's just a joke about a new invention - a camera that can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Emotion: smile
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