Facial Cream

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream
on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing
the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" Emotion: smile
hehehe! funny!
tell me some brazilian jokes!
Hello deepa !!
How are you doing ?

As your request follow below more 2 jokes:

Little Johnny and Mother's Day



The teacher requested that all students wrote a composition on the
theme "Mother: there is only one".

The students were given 45 minutes to develop the theme, but
15 minutes later little Johnny announced he had finished writing
the composition.

The surprised teacher asked him to read his work.

And so he did:

"My mother asked me to check how many cokes were left in the
refrigerator. I went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator
door and said:

-- Mother, there is only one! Emotion: big smile

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Caught in the Amazon Jungle...



Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.
They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.

The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory. The tribe chief says to the Candian, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The Canadian responds, "I will take oil!"
So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times.
When he is finished the Canadian has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the Canadian away, and say to the Mexican,
"What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!, I will take my punishment like a real man!" says the Mexican, and he boldly stands there and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.

Finally, it's the Yank's turn and the tribal chief asks:
"What will you take on your back?"

And he responds - " I'll take the Mexican! " Emotion: big smile

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wow! good ones!
Hello Sergio!

I like that one about the American, Canadian and Mexican. That's an international form of these funny stories, I guess.

Three persons: an American, a French and a Russian survived after a shipwreck and found themselves on an uninhabited island. Two days passed, they are hungry and frightened. But by chance they catch a gold fish. "Don't eat me, gentlemen, I am a magic fish, I will fulfil two wishes for each of you if you let me go!"

The American desired a case with money and to get to New York immediately. The fish waves its tail, plop!, and there is a case in American's hand, plop!, and American disappears.

The French desired five woman wishing him and to get to his flat in Paris immediately. Plop!, five beauties appear, plop!, and all of them with French disappear - to Paris.

The Russian's turn. He scratches his head: "Allright, fish, give me a box of vodka and get those two guys back here...".
Ok, little fish, get me a good bottle of wine, and get me that guy back here. Wouldn't that be a wonderful answer?
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Hi there !

Another joke:

Three Men in a Sauna

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman - were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech and, not wanting to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The Irishman finally said, "Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax. Emotion: big smile
LOL! That was cool!