One day Lil Jony says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Gradma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by
the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
could not contain himself as he ran home
and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he
was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and
said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting
story, suppose you save the rest of it for

supper time. I want to see the look
on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little
Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story about the car
going into the woods, the undressing,
Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat.
Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
Teacher What a pair of strange socks you are
wearing, one is
nd one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny Yes it's really strange. I've got another
pair of the
same at home.

Teacher Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny Brotherly love.

Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before
L-Johnny No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence
and you shot one with your gun, how many would be
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I
like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now.
If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a
shop,one licking her cone, the second biting her cone,
and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married ?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one
sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding
ring on her finger. But I like the way you are
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sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
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Little Johny jokes are all damn funny... Emotion: big smile

Little Johny jokes are all damn funny... Emotion: big smile


I agree Emotion: big smile. I luurrrvvveeee Little Johnny!

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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?

L.Johnny: But I asked first!

Emotion: big smile

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