A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her...

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle."

"Oh, dear? Is that right?" the wife says, not looking up from her book.

"Yep," he says. "If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug."

So his wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Courtesy of http://www.jumbojoke.com/living_will_559.html .

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Eheh. Though I already knew this, I enjoyed it so much. Emotion: big smile

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HA!

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Hey tearsofjoy,

it was really hilarious one, i liked it very much man !!!

regards
Thank you, all! [y]

Cheers,

- Joy

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Good one... Last time you mentioned I could call you simply 'Joy' as a short for 'TearsOfJoy'... But I think I'll go for 'TearsOfLaugh'... Unless you'd like me to call you 'Laugh' Emotion: big smile
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"TearsofLaugh"? Good one, that! Emotion: big smile

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nice one

enjoyed reading it

tnx alots

(( emarian girl ))