Found these, courtesy of Norman: lol

Damitol
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

St. Mom's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

Empty Nestrogen
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

Peptobimbo
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases *** size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

Dumerol
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

Flipitor
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

Antiboyotics
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

Menicillin
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... can we get naked now?"

Buyagra
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

JackAsspirin
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

Antitalksident
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

Sexcedrin
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

Ragamet
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
Excellent ...... i feel all better. a pun a day definitely keeps the doctor away !!!!
I think we need more humour posts, EFB (English For the Bored)

The Doctor has vanished, he's been missing in action in anticipation of the englishmed project being released... Michael, come BACK!
Teachers: We supply a list of EFL job vacancies
Hitchhiker,

Googled and found these......Redneck Medical Terms.

Artery: Study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What you do with dead folks.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bowel: A letter like A, E, I, O, U.
Catscan: Searching for the cat.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Caesarian Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live longer than your kids do.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Not a Jew.
G.I. Series: An Army ball game.
Hangnail: Coat hook.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: Was aware of.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Dang nearly killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor who lived in the Caesarian Section.
Tablet: A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite to you are out.
Varicose: Near by.
Vein: Conceited.
Very close veins: overly conceited and near by.