Nymphomaniac Convention

A lady in a bar was asked by a man if he could join her in a drink.

"Yes" she says.

"Do you live in town?" he asks.

"No I am here for the Nymphomania convention." replies the woman.

"The what?" Askes the man, surprised.

"The nymphomania convention" she replies.

"I never heard of such a thing, he says, what ever do you do at one of these conventions?"

"Many, many things, but one of the most important is to dispell myths about sex."

"Like what?" he asks.

"Well for example do you know that Italian men are not the best lovers, Jewish men are."

"Is that right?" he replys.

"Yes, and that black men are not the most well endowed, North American Indian men have the best equipment."

"Well you learn something new everyday." he says. Then he says, "It is late, would you like to join me for dinner?"

"Well I am a little hungry", she said, "but I don't even know your name, what is it?"

"Running Bear Goldberg..."

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He, he, he - very smart man!! I bet that woman believed on him.
the part which made me laugh above all is that someone in this world thinks that italian men are the best lovers Emotion: rolleyesEmotion: big smile
Nice one although Francesca's revelation is very amusing too!! lol Emotion: big smile
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Francescathe part which made me laugh above all is that someone in this world thinks that italian men are the best lovers Emotion: rolleyesEmotion: big smile
Emotion: thinkingUhmm aren't they? Emotion: big smileEmotion: big smile
Definitely not with italian girls [N] Maybe they do the best they can with foreign ones...they are so attracted by foreign girls Emotion: crying Emotion: big smile
lol Emotion: big smile Francesca, why on earth would they do that? Italian girls are so beautiful!
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Thanks Benita Emotion: smile I guess this is called "the foreign charm" a sort of "the grass is always greener on the other side" Emotion: wink
Yeah I very well understand what you mean......I do know a lot of Indian men who migrate and then go ga ga over the "greener grass"!!! Emotion: big smile
LOL...as I can see it's the same the world over!!! Emotion: big smile
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