Hello, I'm a student and I have to do a transcript on these two videos, but I can't hear what they're saying...
Can anyone help me out, please?

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The lady in 0:43, what was she singing?

"__________ but he never called"

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In 1:26, the man said something about the University of Lester?
What does that mean? I googled it and it seems to be a very fine university?

Also, in 2:45, the man said "as your employee I'm very much like ________"?
What is that? I didn't catch it and don't understand what does it mean...

Please help, thank you Emotion: big smile
The lady in 0:43, what was she singing? "__ but he never called"-- It appears to be a girl's name ('Mafunway'?!) from an old ballad that I do not know or one that is perhaps fictional and ad libbed.

In 1:26, the man said something about the University of Lester? - I don't have one of your proper degrees. I don't have any of your fancy qualifications. Because I studied at the University of Leicester.

What does that mean? I googled it and it seems to be a very fine university?-- This is no doubt a British joke (many of which I don't get at all), but the University does have this slogan: 'We believe that the best universities are not just the privilege of elites.' If the slogan is well known, then the joke is evident: he is being anti-elitist.

Also, in 2:45, the man said "as your employee I'm very much like __"?-- ..like Dolly Parton. I work nine to five and I've got massive ti ts.
What is that?-- Dolly Parton is a very generously endowed country & western singer. She was in a movie about office ladies, called 'Nine to Five'.
OMG, thanks so much! I would never have get these right otherwise, thanks!