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Now, for your entertainment, I will prove to you that a cat has 9 tails.

1) You would agree that no cat has 8 tails? Yes

2) You would agree that one cat has got one more tail than no cat? Yes

Therefore, one cat, has one more tail than no cat (which has 8 tails) and so it has 9 tails.

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Thank you very much.
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no cat has 8 tails bt every cat 1 tail more than no cat hence proved............Emotion: smile
logical fallacy of equivocation.
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Why can't you prove that cat has 8 tails by usin the same technique and saying there is no cat with 7 tais? Gotcha!
Aren't so clever now , are you?
You weren't clever. You just remembered the same story I read Emotion: smile
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"You would agree that no cat has 8 tails?" I would, but no cat also has 10 tails, 11 tails, 12 tails, ad infinitum. In addition, no cat has infinite tails, and no cat has a negative, irrational, imaginary, or complex number of tails.

"You would agree that one cat has got one more tail than no cat?"
Not necessarily. Not all cats have one tail. Some cats are not born with tails. Others, on the other hand, are born with two tails, due to genetic mutations.
1) You would agree that no cat has 7 tails? Yes
2) You would agree that one cat has got 1 more tail than no cat? Yes
Therefore, one cat, has one more tail than no cat (which has 7 tails) and so it has 8 tails.

3) You would agree that no cat has 8 tails? Well no, I just proved that one cat DOES have 8 tails...
I love being clever, and I love being cleverer than you.
Thank you very much.
That's pretty cool, I find a way to solve any problems I want to solve in the future.
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But I have two boxes, in the first box I put one cat, in the second box I put no cat. When I look in the first box one cat still has one tail and in the second box no cat does not have 8 tails.
Think a little harder and you can disprove illogic.