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* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked it all out with a pencil.

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Oh, for sure nowadays everyone is a poet. No skills required.

Not sure how comforting Ozzie will find that. I am the unofficial poet laureate of my Government office. I was almost defrocked when I rhymed my colleague Kathy Andrias with the Great Ozymandias (an allusion, of course, to my fellow poet, that Shelley guy).

Yes I got the allusion. We look on your works, and despair Emotion: smile
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Oh, for sure nowadays everyone is a poet. No skills required.(snip)

'Twould be my greatest wish,
My wildest dream come true,
Could I but know
How I could grow
More poetical with you.

Aloha ~~~ Ozzie Maland ~~~ San Diego
There is a long convoluted story, which ends with; "He ... are intended to result in a groan, or mild chuckle.

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan." Jumping in Donna Richoux- Hide quoted text -

You left one foot behind ...
It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan; His old man's a Rolling Stone!
You left one foot behind ... It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan; His old man's a Rolling Stone!

let's not forget the story whose punchline is;
"you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

JOE
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Anyone wanna rhyme Lieblich?

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There once was a golfer astray,
Who wandered down Mexico way:
His nine-iron was called a "knee-blick,"
And some say his name was Bob Lieblich.

Aloha ~~~ Ozzie Maland ~~~ San Diego
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Anyone wanna rhyme Lieblich?

(snip) There once was a golfer astray, Who wandered down Mexico way: His nine-iron was called a "knee-blick," And some say his name was Bob Lieblich.

I think Tom Lehrer would protest, but I'm awestruck.

(I think the niblick was a wood.)
Ozzie for Poet Laureate.

Bob Knee-blick
(snip) (snip) There once was a golfer astray, Who wandered ... a "knee-blick," And some say his name was Bob Lieblich.

I think Tom Lehrer would protest, but I'm awestruck. (I think the niblick was a wood.)

No, a nine-iron.
Brian

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I think Tom Lehrer would protest, but I'm awestruck. (I think the niblick was a wood.)

No, a nine-iron.

Gee, if I'd known that I'd have rhymed myself with it years ago.

And pigs fly.

The human nine-iron
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