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Pun Of The Day

Again, I apologise, they just seem to get worse! Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bill Lm500 to buy paint and paint the church. Well...

Pun Of The Day 4/5/03

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for...

Word Of The Day 2/5/03

Beltane \BEL-tayn\ noun

Word Of The Day April 17Th

I had to look this up when a student found it in a news articles about SARS.... I think it sounds good. Epizootic Answers on a postcard....

Classic - Pun Of The Day 21/4

Hitchhiker - you'll love this one! Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist...

Pun Of The Day - 17/04

Probably the oldest pun in the book! There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would...

Word Of The Day April 16Th

I like this one... it's actually the name of a band evanescence \Ev`***"cence\, n. The act or state of vanishing away; disappearance; as, the evanescence of vapor, of a dream...

Cheesy Pun Of The Day Wednesday 16Th April

A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly...
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