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Jude: She hates me. She physically (Violently?) hates me.
Jamie: Welcome to the club. Wanna learn the handshake? The secret handshake?
Jude: You know this is all your fault.
This is what happens when you decide to
hook up with someone's friend.
Jamie: Whoa easy young lady. I'll have you know
there was no hookage. Maybe you should try apologizing.
Jude: I did. I told her I'm sorry if I got in the way of you guys,
but she's acting like I stole you. Like I'm some hoochie, (Tramp?) like I'm some...
Jamie: Eden?
Jude: Yeah, Eden. Now she stole my boyfriend, and she did it on national TV.
Jamie: Uh Jude...
Jude: I mean if anyone is owed an apology Jamie, it's me!
Jamie: Jude, Satan and a half talk, (Demonic talk?) Channel 8.
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MadhulkJude: She hates me. She physically (Violently?) hates me. I take it to mean that she hates him so much, her whole body hates him, not just her mind.
Jamie: Welcome to the club. Wanna learn the handshake? The secret handshake? Yes, but it's a metaphor.
Jude: You know this is all your fault.

This is what happens when you decide to

hook up with someone's friend.
Jamie: Whoa easy young lady. I'll have you know

there was no hookage. Maybe you should try apologizing.
Jude: I did. I told her I'm sorry if I got in the way of you guys,

but she's acting like I stole you. Like I'm some hoochie, (Tramp?) Yes. like I'm some...
Jamie: Eden?
Jude: Yeah, Eden. Now she stole my boyfriend, and she did it on national TV.
Jamie: Uh Jude...
Jude: I mean if anyone is owed an apology Jamie, it's me!
Jamie: Jude, Satan and a half talk, (Demonic talk?) Channel 8.

I'm not sure about the last one. Could mean 150% evil.

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Thanks, Vorpar!