A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The short story had to contain the following three things:

(1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery.

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story:

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Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it.
This I know. Emotion: big smile
lol Emotion: smile
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clever who write this story ... very nice
Liked it very much..lol..
i like tihs
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Emotion: giggleIt was the shortest excelent story that I have ever read.