Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do, Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
Haha!!!!!! That is silly! Emotion: smile
So funny... I dont think it's silly of them at all. I think O'Toole got exactly the words and Paddy is just a sly man Lol
Thank you for such a good experience, I will apply it, if someday I have to wish something to God. Emotion: big smile

By the way the word "me" below has any special meaning or you just wrongly typed? Emotion: stick out tongue
Julielai If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"