Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown
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I tried to decipher it and this is what I got:

I Have a Spelling Checker

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my review
Mistakes eye can not sea.

I strike a key and type a word
And wait four it to say
Whether I am wrong or right
It shows me straight away.

As soon as a mistake is made
It knows before too long
And I can put the error right
Its rarely ever wrong.

I have run this poem through it
I am sure you are pleased to know
It's rather perfect in it's weight
My checker told me so.

-- Source unknown

Damn, that was a bit hard. It reminds me to a scene in Harry Potter about the Spell-Checking Quill which Fred and George sold to Roonil Walzib. Errr, I mean Ron Weasley.