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These made me laugh !!
As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
21 and 23 are so true
Those questions are so funny. Let's see if we get any answers for them.
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I just loved the one about the asteroid!! lol
Who was the first person to go up to a chicken and say, "im going to eat the first thing this chicken poops?"
LOL! love them, so funny.
the answer to 1. is that women get undressed, thben expose only that which they need to - it's a privacy thing. 2. Yes. Especially where mining of oil or minerals is concerned, although it can be compulsorily brought by the state in certain circumstances.3 . It's because wemen face muscles naturally do that. they raise our eyes so we don't make a mistake, and therefore our face muscles have to move. 4. The name comes from the fact that you can join without anyone but your fellow course-attendees and your coordinator knowing your name. It also refers to the fact that attendees come from all walks of life.
that all i could answer Peace
LISTEN TO THIS ONE THEN !!!!! CAN YOU WORK THIS ONE OUT !!!!!You went to bed at eight 8 o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine 9 o'clock in the morningHow many hours sleep would you get before being awoken by the alarm?
23 is wrong i blow in my dogs face and she licks me
1 comment 21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them, but if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
That's a STUPID questions, seriously.
Stars, you can see. You don't have to feel them to know they're there. Wet paint? Sure, you can see there's paint. But you can't ALWAYS tell if it's wet or dry. That answer your question?